My first post on GW was a one-liner outlining the process of making and eating a smegma sandwich. bort told me I was ridiculous and called me "tex" and I hated him for like a year because of that.
I also bought a DBZ aloha shirt when I was 12, but I've never used it.
#2 is a lie. I've made a couple of games, but so far I haven't sold one!
1. I'm afraid of aliens, greys, extraterrestrial life forms in general
2. I'm afraid of Bolivians
3. I'm stalking a girl who is scared of birds in general
#3 is false.