it's been a while since i thought about chess. i like chess. faust i think you're gonna lose pretty badly judging on your strictly amateur opening......wise up.
Dude, you need to go read a book on chess, hopefully one called 'Chess for people who are really rubbish at recognising game winning opening plays'. My opening would put the tetris guys to shame.
Now try THIS shit on for size:

Kablammo!