ok so I'm sitting in the galley and my buddy wants me to talk to the dude thats got a crush on me in spanish and I told him that I do but not too extensively because I don't want him liking me too much. Honestly the guy looks at me like a girl would and I feel old dude watching me. Its not paranoia either. I feel like I'm handling it the best way I can, like, being friendly but not too friendly kind of putting a wall up cus I don't know the guy and honestly this is a weird predicament for me to be in. I have never had a woman have a crush on me like that let alone a dude and it is so fucking awkward.

I guess I don't really know how to handle that yet and I'm trying to not be an asshole about it but at the same time let him know that I'm definitely not interested. Again he's not being overbearing with it, I can just feel that shit and don't want to get in a position to where I would have to be mean.
 
I think it would actually be easier for me to handle this with a girl and I kind of have, but not to this extent? Oh god this shit is so wierd.
 
Like, there are a few of them and I don't really get that vibe from them so I can shoot the shit with them a little bit. Its like those guys can accept the fact that I am not gay but this one can't? Its kind of funny in a way but I feel bad for the dude now.

punch him in his dick

video by lyndon. comments by climbtree and chef. wow.

That horse mask is as old as beating a dead horse that has been decapitated and then worn as a horse mask.

ah he's cool, dude hasn't approached me directly he just stares at me when I'm not looking I think he got the point though either that or I'm used to it now.

I gave the galley hands my Carter 4 and "El Camino" by The Black Keys. They really like the black keys. Badass blues knows no borders.

ahahah the dude who is an environmental engineer that used to be a sailor like me that was renting from my mom had to move to dallas for awhile and now she said she has an FBI agent living there. Well she said "federal agent that does background checks".
 
Also I am an honerary mexican. The mexicans on here call me "the mexican", "el Mejicone" (I can't really spell it) and guedo. Guedo is like a pale skinned young person. Thats pretty much my nickname. Its because I keep learning more and more spanish from em and even their doctor and medical assistant who are like the most educated and professional mexicans onboard watch me and speak to me in spanish. Its pretty cool.
 
I was also learnin "Tagalog"(?) from the fillipenos and I got a couple words but didn't have alot of time with them to learn and I'd have to hear them being said to remember them prolly.

tagalog is a funky sounding language, it's like some east indies talk with a spanish flavor.

My new Android phone is awesome. Every bit as good as an iPhone (but in different ways) and about $300 cheaper. Halleluiah.

yeah its cool as hell, the vietnamese dialect fucking freaked me out at first. The way I guess they carry vowels and stuff? They sound scary as shit if you don't know that thats how they talk.
 
I....I..I thought them boys had the devil in em'....
 
We have some 1st generation vietnamese/americans on here and they have a thick vietnamese accent which sounds a lil different than a regular asian accent? Plus they developed some creole slang and draw, they sound fucking hilarious. Like a slightly effeminate/asian/creole plus most of them are really really funny which makes it that much more hilarious.
 
And example is: we got this guy here named Tien Bui and the phones went out one day and no one could use them. He would come into the computer room and pick the phone up and make a, "BEE(P) BEE(P) BEE(P)! BEE(P) BEE(P) BEE(P)!" noise and then slam it back on the mount; pick it up again and do the same thing over and over again. and say shit like NO HAVE DIA TONE! NO HAVE OPORATAH! And then when an ab I worked with went to go use the phone he would hide behind the wall and do the same shit. Dudes so funny.

I got a netbook, it already sounds like a million times better. Sorry for making these washed-out bass explosions and calling it music

what a terrible game http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DZVxZ49gV0&feature=g-vrec&context=G2687b57RVAAAAAAAABw

what a terrible game http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DZVxZ49gV0&feature=g-vrec&context=G2687b57RVAAAAAAAABw

holy shit. it doesn't even look like a game, just push the button that's on the screen and watch the gruesome animations happen

Happy New Year?

http://youtu.be/T9zgVCyZU58

Musical perfection. After hearing this live, it was like, OK YOU HAVE HEARD THE HEAVENS, NOW FOR KARMIC REASONS, YOUR LIFE WILL BE ULTIMATE SHITNESS amd ,my dep[ression hit back hard and since then I've fallen our nastily with many good friends.

But when it comes down to it, friends come and go, and depression comes and goes, but there is only one Makoto kawabata, and I would happily take a year of rape, torture, murder of family and friends, and only listening to nickleback if it meant I could see another Acid Mothers Temple Gig.

(ok, maybe not the listening to nickleback thing, gotta have standards after all)

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