thats hundley

I remember konix. Konix and headphones were alot alike so i'd mix their posts up.

God, yesterday, I didn't realise how hard it was to resist saying "There she blows!" untill yesterday when a girl who was soooo weighty I could litterarly feel her foot steps reverberate through the restaruant floor. It also brought back memmories of this time at pizzahut when i was a kid, this really fat man who could barly fit down the isle between the chairs, Has two pizzas, one large, one med; he sat down and gave the med to his daughter and wife and started eating the large himself :P .

EDIT: the restaruant that i was at last night was MC-donalds, i know whip me for it, but i was hungry and it was the closest place.

Farren, I was  feeling a bit sad on your behalf since you won't be home for Christmas . . . but all my best wishes, OK?

On another note, really excited about FF Type-0.

I actually specifically chose to be out here for this end of the holiday season, I've felt like shit because of what I been dealin with and working/running around all day keeps my mind off of it. I bought my little brother a tree climber so he could go hunting before I left and gave my other brother 500$ to get him and my parents something. I feel like shit because I can't be with my family this year but not much of my family is left and I'd just bring them down.

I don't think they're gonna let us work today though so I got to find something to do and this is a smaller ship so its going to be pretty hard. We all get paid an extra 8 hours and they usually give us something (phone cards to call our families (I don't use the phone so I'll give or trade mine to someone who needs it)). They cook us nice dinner usually for the holidays but the guys in the galley have been sucking lately and yesterday really sucked so I hope they do something half decent atleast. I feel bad for the older folks though because you can kind of see everybody being ironic and sarcastic about the fact that they're out here for christmas. Everyone has a little underlying depression and you know they want to be home. I'm the only one that doesn't.

Thanks though, I'll have my fun when I get back.
 
 
Its just kind of shitty looking at facebook or anything like that and seeing all these people with their cheesy ass christmas posts and you feel like you wanna kick them in the teeth, like they're rubbing it in your face. And then you watch the TV and everyone is thanking the military for what they do.....what? kill people? Nobody gives a fuck about us or even knows what we go through.

Also I got christmas the last two years and the other guys worked so its only fair that I take my turn. Even though the assholes quit and it doesn't really matter now.

ahahahahahaha I just had a dude assume I was a racist because I posted "get in his kitchen and cook some hamhocks" on a picture of him fighting a black guy.

tell me I'm not the only one that knows what "getting in someones kitchen" means.
 
I have had so many people assume I'm some ignorant hick fuck because I speak plainly I'm almost tempted to start talking like a harvard graduate so all the other people can think I'm stuck up. it is such a pain in the ass when people ignore what you say and only focus on how you say it.

Merry Christmas everyone

I assume it means getting up in someone's face.

close, it means going for the body/midsection. I picked it up from an announcer on a boxing game I was playing so it could be exclusive to him and he just made it up. But if you think about it you cook food in a kitchen and you hit someone in the gut where they keep their food, it makes sense.

I got to land a helicopter today, I didn't really instruct them very much I was just in charge of the fire team and the people getting onboard. I only had to give the pilot a thumbs up when he could leave, they're pretty self-sufficient.

And I was practicing with the simulator on the bridge and the mate asked me to translate for them because the mexican-americans were all eating or off. A crew boat was coming in and they kept saying the name of one of the guys on the helicopter. I figured they were asking if they were being brought to the heliport and I told them "yes" and some other shit but then like 20 minutes later they kept calling us. Eventually I got them to go get someone that speaks english and he told me the same shit and I said the same thing. But then they started calling again and wanted to know if we had something for them. When the mates were trying to find out I was trying to get them to "standby" so I told them "Tanquilo" which means "calm down" in spanish. I thought it meant something between "hold on" and "take it easy". So the coversation was like: "hey which side of your ship do you want us to approach on, we have to get something from you." and I said somethin like, "This is the DB-16, chill out for a minute".

Creamy garlic dip is the bomb

only pizza pizza's though