been doing a lot of computer vision shit in the midsem break. sick of my own face so y'all can look at it too. you can also look at my bricks and my asbestos.

i theorise that to hide from computers, paint yourself blue using paint that shows the least possible illumination differences. use patterns to hide the shapes of your eyes and mouth, especially the corners. pad other areas of your face to protrude like your nose. as you can see, i have taken all possible precautions in the above image.
other facts: skin detection literature can be kind of racist, occasionally sexist.