https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pu4n5YXPaMQ
 
ok review, the real treasure is the HQ version of the game music he's hosting.

not too salt, but watching the new massive attack video it strikes me as something that would've been 1000x more uncannyvalley if they attempted it in the 90s
 
but yeah good dissonant visuals. song comes to ridiculous crescendo or whatever and then cate blanchett with no skin
 
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8r31DFrFs5A
 
edit: clarification: if video were made with 90s computer graphics initial mold of face would be off putting and then eventually end up being funny, which would definitely not be the intended effect
 
edit2: the face at 2:50 would be the 'normal' face and slowly devolve into a single polygon over the course of the video

inspired by first two screens of thecatamites new game Magic Wand, i got this idea. i'm just talking shit, but hey... you live only once, it's saltworld, i've deserved my right to be a boring idiot...

I wish there was like, a secret mod of GoldenEye 64 done by thecatamites, where the intro is the same (bond walking into gun pipe etc - btw, i liked even as a kid how when the title GOLDENEYE comes to screen, it pretty much transitions IMMEDIATELY into the game menu, without any kind of fade ins-outs... neat little dumbtopic detail...),
but once you get into the game menu... which is akin to authentic paper mission files...

this is where lot of real game actually starts, because if you keep digging the menu, you start to see all these black-and-white pictures of bond's real life... of course, the main menus are where he is cool and handsome in a suit, but then you find like ME AND FAMILY IN IBIZA (smiling happy like idiot, in hawaii shirt)... ME AND BARON SAMEDI FISHING! GOOD OLE TIMES (smiling happy like idiots, in hawaii shirts)... and then you start to find little bits of personal history, like piccie of daughter and saying like "i miss her... wish she would talk..." or pictures of Final Boss and regrets and love "I can't stop thinking about Final Boss... I-I'm in love...", or major revelations like "FINALLY!! I FOUND THE ENTRANCE TO ATLANTIS!! *mysterious archeology pictures, player trying to partch/sew together what happened down there*. Also, important part is a menu screen where you can unlock Dirty Little Cheat Codes, but they are like Big Head Cheat (ragnar screams of joy), but also stuff like UNLOCK ACCESS UP TO VENT IN FACILITY (YES!!!!). DAM - LEVEL LOCKED GATES UNLOCKED (YES!!!!!!). UNLOCK JAMES BOND SECRET MANSION (y e s! finally i can make bond RELAX and drink wine and have fun in his house in-between missions!! i'm stressed myself that he can NOT take a break and recharge between dangerous gunfights). JAMES BOND UNDERWATER RUINS ACCESS ENABLED/DISABLED (?! so the rumour IS true, there IS a secret Sonic the Hedgehog unfinished Atlantis level in game??). BARON SAMEDI FRIEND - MODE (i knew it!!!). SECRET TRUTH OF LIFE (like this has to be like mega-anticipation of some kinda deep philosophical secret within game or new secret deep ending or whatever). JAMES BOND UNCLE (!! :_-) FINALLY GET TO MEET HIS LONG-LOST DEAR UNCLE... I'M HAPPY FOR YOU, BOND!). ACCESS NEW FILES (aaaaaaa. there's even more secret main menus in this game!?). ENABLE NINTENDO 64DD (kids go crazy - i can access this secret add-on i saw in gaming magazines, without paying a dime! what cool worlds is there?? maybe bond can meet doshin the giant, and co-op together to steal goldeneye? does doshin use the fabled Golden Gun... um... what even IS goldeneye? nobody within game ever said what it is...)
like, the effect has to be that just like when i was a kid, you sort of get a hint of what the new cheat is going to be about or where it is, and then just go WILD about it: so there IS a Missigno within Bond files!! what do i have to do? Do I have to target and "assasinate" bond picture, so I hear a secret sound, to access Princess Peach Secret Ride - castle?? Is Luigi in there, finally? So Baron Samedi WAS actually bond's old friend!! Let's go fishing together, Bro Samedi...
... and all the access to this content is mysterious and hidden, like nothing is explained, you have to trigger and experiment shit. it's bit like Fez but with an actual deep off-branches the game couldn't deliver. Type ICEBERG you get from invicible frog to Luigi, and you'll get a completely secret, new branch of a story, the REAL story, the DEEP story...

barf...

so who would have known that the Passports Please - type of menus and real-life application forms actually make a GOOD mysterious gameplay?? who would have known?? read secret notes and silly little drawings of Bond from the sides of MI16 secret files etc... listen to Goldeye Main Menu - music for all eternity, sure i wouldn't mind...
 
also who would have thought that goldeye had EVEN MORE appeal, in a sense that one finishes the main playable game, only to unlock some menu stuff? FINALLY!! i beat final level in Insane Idiot - difficulty... NOW i discover more secrets and menus and REAL story of bond...

also hey don't u guys vibe that this type of surprise gameplay is pretty much... like DLC as form is pretty much MADE for this type of continuous creation and updates and new, enabled piece-by-piece story? who would have known...Kanye West looks on approvingly...

aesthetic is almost space funeral or something

i was discussing elsewhere if 9/11 had never happened, and how the movie swordfish is like horrible but also one of the last examples of movies about terrorism that are stupid and indulgent and it is also a very ORANGE movie back in 2001 when this was probably extremely difficult doing all the color correction. like endlessly difficult to create such a stupid awful aesthetic, at least today it's effortless to create the dumb instagram aesthetic of your dreams
 
anyway if 9/11 never happened the idiots still would've won and everything would look like swordfish the orgy blue monday video and this
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nt52SoAeP48
 
dat fractal wallpaper ACCESSING DJRAP SERVER
 
 
my goal in music is to literally make people think i make music in that room in the beginning and not solely on a lenovo laptop. that or all my music is written in binary literally just type the 1s and 0s by hand in notepad like in the music vid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J75YW2aDY2c
 
dank elon musk memes
 
 
richard branson probably likes hallucinogens a lot too

it makes sense tho that elon musk would like a drug... durgs are the only thing you can buy with a capitalism, you can only capitalims with a durg... i know u guy s are going to say 'but ragner what about FOODS and DRINK and COLD BEVERAGE and SHELTER" u really think that's the case??? if we buy a capitalism for food we could just eat HARD TACK and live in japanese capsule hotel, but no we want a food that is the most durg, case study #1 FONYON case study #2 KELOGG SPECIAL K RED BERRY full of ketamine abd RED case study #3 VITAMIB WABER
 
anyway i digress... elon musk is probably the kind of guy that is legitimately impressed by the effects in Avatar so his definition/idea of reality is probably very shallow/simplified
 
I meant to do more like the first paragraph but i lost my train of thought
 
 
did marx say anything to the effect of THIS GUY becomes successful under capitalism... because seriously of all the dudes

speaking of cold beverage
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L2Lz4vRnUY
 
ahead of its time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SL0mmSE9JY
 
larry mountains 54

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sm7ol8kZwSU
 
christ this is like EXACTLY dragon quest/dragon warrior music if you listen to the symphonic version not the video game versions
 
like even the plinky parts in the middle would be like MAGIC CARPET theme various flying themes from the game
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OT60KBITFbAor m
 
or maybe this one
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rNwezBMGCw

most bizarre dragon quest song in translation from real instruments to NES
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0Rk06GyI1E

http://www.xovain.com/skin/why-i-love-dr-bronners-soaps
 
dr. bronner's soap
 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sm7ol8kZwSU
 
christ this is like EXACTLY dragon quest/dragon warrior music if you listen to the symphonic version not the video game versions
 
like even the plinky parts in the middle would be like MAGIC CARPET theme various flying themes from the game
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OT60KBITFbAor m
 
or maybe this one
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rNwezBMGCw

It really does. I feel like I'm slogging through a mid-game dungeon trying to farm metal slimes.

Those bootlegged character videos are getting weirder.