ugh I had the best dream about like some kind of nonexistent snes RPG that was like super mario rpg but with claymation instead but the same asinine minigames minecart ride waterfall tiny panicky mario sprite. I think it was supposed to be Plok the RPG but had more in common with like earthworm jim/neverhood/the fucking picture of cows from EWJ
actually the dream kind of made no sense, but also like random EVO world map theme was playing but in HD tunestotube.com while on a highway somewhere also aphex twin guest appearance doing graffiti on overpass or something?? seriously this dream was lke everything the 90s meant to me in one fucking dream and/or everything about the 90s that was random/totally edgy. might've had toejam and earl as main characters. but yeah lots of random minecart/slalom/space levels for no reason other than kind of jarring you from the main rpg mode??? blue punk yoshi from mari rpg. ugh i am like almost till dreaming but conscious enoug to type. hahaha also dude based on way too old barista guy from starbucks in mansion with old compaq computers he thinks are still state of the art but still run windows 98. a lot of dream is in this mansion for some reason. You could see dust in sunlight or something. But yeah antiquated computer guy is aksi bassed on french prof guy i worked for in college that still had LASERDISC players for this one french video series and couldn't tell if he was into anachronistic tech or was just that far behind the times/delusional that laserdisc was still state of the art. Also had weird old french magazines about tech/office stuff oh god what is this is this real life
does he even have a monocle what's going ooonnnnnn