Topic: Dump topic for stuff thecatamites/bonzi_buddy/etc. might like (Read 281212 times)

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o fuk found it
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjP1zKDiS60&index=6&list=PL95U1386wtoInBQjtLuuMTN3pdc7rw37j
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That "life" utube preview shot looks incredinly powerful...!!!!
Last Edit: July 25, 2017, 12:27:01 pm by bonzi_buddy
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i felt strong conflicted feelings when in killer cuts gold, the weirdo drawling-growling-AND-whispering-at-same-me - announcer casually and dutifully repeats everyones names (though Fullgore is stretching it but also the weirdest: 'hF'h'GORAAGHhhhggh...*everybody looks confused*. Glacier almost doesn't have name but "Glâjz-..." or something weird, maybe he's actually a slovak? sudendly kid-bonzi looks confused, these english naming rules and letters make no goddamn sense)...
 
but when it comes to everyone favourite the wolfman, the announcer excitedly croons in high pitch BADUUUUUHH!!!
 
what the fuck.
 
somehow that's so, SO... -xist, i don't know what -xist, but i innately as child thought that was traumatic and offensive as FUCK (thought the excitement is palpatable and contagious, and bonzi excitedly repeats along).
what the FUCK, announcer. What the fuck killer instinct. Rare is this your secret traumatizing furry agenda or what?!?! combo looks disapprovingly, even though he is the coolest character and map of the game.
 
EDIT: Also that awesome barbarian map. I can't even remember his name. it's like the whole map is about *ENDLESS FANFARE HORN MUSIC*WHOAAHH!! *THUNDERCRACK* *THUNDERDCRACK*  *STONEHENGE PIECE ROLLS ABOUT* *CLANK CLONKK* *CHURCH BELL* LOTHAARRRR!!! *everybody looks confused, why shout that name out loud* *ORCHESTRA HIT* *NON-EXPLAINED WHOLE-BODY OIL SOAKING* *ENDLESS FANFARE HORN MUSIC* *CHURCH BELL* *ORCHESTRA HIT*. also unexplained dark red sky. it's like if somebody could make orchestra hit the sound a home, well KI did it. never has metal album covers world feels so lucrative and also somehow deeply victorious. you can't help but fistpump endlessly and feel a surge of power, and walk around everywhere with your arms raised above your head in a victory pose. i know, because i killer-instinctively do this all the time. it feels great. before i know it, my arms raise on their own... well, let it all hang out.
 
EDIT: maybe greator of KI or that map listened to Can You Feel It (the Church Bell Vibrations) by Jackson 5? just like how creator of the skyscraper tigerwoman map has listened to too much 90's deep house and ragna'rs music against psychedelic 90's backdrop.
 
as a kid, i always thought the tigerwoman wasn't actually real woman, because she was since first KI impossibly squished? seriously take a look at her. her face is almost nonexistant vertically. this kind of weird fuckery and drudgery was a norm experience of my childhood. and i mean it doesn't help that she spontaneously turns, not exactly into a panther or tiger, but tiger-like weirdly electric car commercial symbol or electric creature kinda thing, that sort of jarringly jerks or runs in place, before morphing back to that weird stickman-like green woman. oh and weird batons don't help the impression, and weird cigarette-ruined shrill rasp screams. oh and the mystifying helicopter sound that seems somehow important.
Last Edit: July 25, 2017, 12:50:43 pm by bonzi_buddy
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haha I saw that Simpsons sphere i didnt think it would get posted.
 

I finally found this movie I loved when I was a kid - It’s about two cute toys wondering where they come from, so they go and find a toy factory and you get to see how toys are made. It’s all in live action. Look how cool these guys are. They’re our heroes!
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jR0vRuZkxdw
And I remembered the educational series I watched a shitload of as a kid. The twisty camera floating through the museum screensaver with pan pipes presages a lot.
 
Also I didn’t watch it as a kid, but the opening theme song of Big Bad Beetleborgs was possibly the stupidest theme song ever written.
 
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Three typical average kids went inside a haunted man-sion
Just by chance, freed a ghost who made them Bee-tle-borgs
BIG BAD BEETLEBORGS, BIG BAD BEETLEBORGS
Hey look now they’re super heroes, armed with super powers (cool!)
Taken from a comic strip - now they’re Beetleborgs
BIG BAD BEETLEBORGS, BIG BAD BEETLEBORGS
 
Beetleborgs was fucked anyway because it was this ugly hyper-American parasite pastiche sustained on Kamen footage - like it ended because they ran out of japanese tv shows they could splice in. All the Saban shows did this and it was fucking weird. Power Rangers did it too i guess, i never watched power rangers, but from what I’ve seen of both BBB was way more cheap and strange about it. The J footage of samurai alien robots given stupid American cartoon voices and recontextualized to be somehow about little kid comic book fans hanging out with horror movie archetypes in a haunted mansion. It’s actually very much like inverted colors of that Maru’s Mission GB game where a ninja is going up against Dracula and Wolfman just because.
 
I find Beetleborgs fans enjoy talking shit on Tattooed Teenage Alien Fighters from Beverly Hills but as you can tell from its name that show fucking rocks:
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The show also featured at least one episode that made a jab at the "monster of the day" convention by showing how tactically unsound the practice is for conquering a planet. Gorganus went on vacation in that episode. His chief henchman Lechner tried to conquer Earth in his absence, and when the monster he sent was about to be destroyed, he recalled it and sent another moments later. The heroes were nearly defeated until the main villain returned and re-implemented the "monster of the day" formula.
Last Edit: July 25, 2017, 10:57:38 pm by pineappo
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Ragnar you ever feel strongly that S.H.A.D.O.W.M.O.S.E.S. needs to become D.E.E.P.M.O.S.E.S.? I'm asking your powerful associative mind-EDIT: my god, so of course EDM guy would have that moniker, my associative mind probably predicted that-
then it struck me that !!! wait a minute!!! moses isn't a plural of some weird strike of english humour or weirdo oldish moniker...
but ohhh SHiiiiiiiiittt iiiiit's Moooses from biiiiiiiible ahhahha. GOD. i'm the worst. *sudendly looks paranoid and panickely around* i didn't mean that LITERALLY, god!!
 
but my dumbtopic-Me refuses this, so of COURSE it's a plural of, idk maybe isles or whatever. it only makes sense. it's only reasonable. why must you be so WEIRD? it's like fighting against WINDMILLS...
why would MGS have islands that attach "shadow" and "moses" together?? it MUST be.
 
A "mose" or a "mousley" (spelled closer to "mosely" than "mouse") is probably some kind of french-influenced isle or whatever land-water geo formation or whatever. it totally makes sense. so "moses" is just a plural form of that. 'ey, gimme some more moses, i need another pair. that's a formation of moses, forming a perfect circle. etc.
 
you "engs" are soooo weird!!!
 
EDIT: another wordplay that confused me as a kid was UFO: Terror from the Deep.
 
Deep... deep of what?? Depth of what?? ...wait, so like... DEEPness can have something monstrous in it?? *kid bonzi looks paranoidically/fearfully and respectfully at N64 textures, maybe there's something... inside that representation of a N64 texture??*
 
so yeah it's kinda cool how a simple name can associatively have so much imaginative power. so your brain sort of automatically greate the required associations to the words. so instead of saying "terror from the depths of water" or "space" or whatever, it's just from deep and somehow that's way more powerful and terrifying than idk god, cthulhu or whatever?? not because it's cool or whatever but because you legit are forced to use imagination and lord that shit is POTENT *rises up and looks into the mess in the toilet respectfully* you know the bag somebody gives you with cthulhu and it's kinda rote and pre-packaged, and you know you are supposed to feel or behave in certain way. but this one's the real deal...
 
because your mind runs amok and intuitively probably understand what it truly means to have something big coming from the depths or from deepness. it's fucking weird, but good and soothing, but also gives you mixed, conflicted feelings of SEXUALITY and closeted- whoops erm huuuh HAAH *redfaced, how did we end up THERE all of sudden*
 
jokes aside. it's bit like a word or meaning-equilevant or word interpretation equilevant of eg. music wise hearing something really raw powerful and terrifying... or graphically it's like those zelda comics with brooding, mysterious, humbling, non-explainable environments. something more powerful is being conveyd.
it's bit like what we've talked about dumb topic in large part being about the failure on part of media creator and the result ends up being something different and possibly powerful instead. it's about experiencing finest of the details and hues, that the creator didn't intend in the first place.
eg. the classic dilemma of NES music creator... intents cheesy jazz fusion sonatas, that end up really weird, harrowing and powerful instead as outcome product due to mistaken or mangled-up representation.
 
classic anti-dumb topic example is (often) a hipster ironic or semi-serious pastiches of eg chill wave etc, because you know EXACTLY the bag you are getting.
it's like wishy-washy, kinda pathetic perma-kid, who can't express itself or stand up to itself, who doesn't know or cannot say WHAT it is or wants. or what it is ABOUT. and most of all: is terrified to death of seeming embarrassing or weird... the fear of rejection and having lack of social value. that kinda thing. and it's fucking pathetic. it can't stand it's own uniqueness and individuality and thus rejects itself, and you can smell that stench miles away.
 
worst of all, the hues are mostly lost... it's bit like the128kpbs mp3 compression, where everything starts to sound the same, compressed, digital, washed out.
you are left only with the big shock value-punches and big motifs and that's about it. and then you try to please and squeeze on top of it. lol.
 
anyways point is that with symbolism and motif-centered art, you get exactly what you are being told. with outcome and energy-centered art, you get the end result (tons of small details forming a complex emotions or big picture). fluorescence. so most likely, that's behind the art of word associations or the play on words. it's the fuckery and drudgery of giving out curiously stripped and very specific expressions... so you could say, it's the art of meanings behind words and expressions, what is being exactly expressed, and the surprise or surprising combination of ideas. Shadow/Deep/Bloodmoses makes us laugh, because of the element of surprise and laughability of the intention of those said words and the failure to achieve the effect... but also instinctive knowledge on where it should be being used, both cultural category-wise but especially associatively (=instinctively/what the outcome actually reflects in it's effect). there's many ways to skin this beautiful piece of pussy, it seems... there, i said it. boom.
Last Edit: July 26, 2017, 08:30:12 am by bonzi_buddy
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Speaking of Terror *points itself with a gleeful mischevious, demon-eyed grin* i wonder how much longer you can take my only-words posts. bwahahaha. mario 64 last bowser fight aka "Rainbow/Gay Bowser" fight. So long, di-da gay bowser. Hidden agendas.
Don't believe me? Believing = seeing. Hava go at it thyself, dear reader: just take that all-too-remarkableth Youtubeth to your sweet, firm palm... cloister ith for that ineviable search for Mario 64 final fight, and get lo and beholdered, as you witness before your very own eyes *turns confusedly around, freaky Star Fox / Lylat Wars / Tyrian end-boss experience of staring at your own eyes*: the rainbow-coloured bowser, against random Bach dissonant church organs. you may be able to win mario in 0,5x jumps but you cannot win your own homophobia. HA HA HA . . . *enigmatic echoing laughter, thunder cracks but also clacks in background*
 
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insane... sane.
impotent ... potent.
imbecille... becille.
 
You Becille!! Such becille ideas... I'm the only becille person in this topic.
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Hapenny thoughts: A good art thing to do is teasing associatively at the edges of cliches to suggest them into your brain, without actually enacting the cliche. For example, catamites does this in several of his games by pastiching various recognizable game developer figures - the educational game studio, the obsessive artsy design house, cruel early pc platformer devs, faceless companies - essentially, making puppet shows parodying archetypal puppeteers. Also like uh... Homestar Runner, a ton of the humor is based around saying something goofy that's almost right, and the sheer mass of many little flash files full of this stuff (just see the incredibly detailed fansite hrwiki) really stuck in a lot of people's minds. For another example, i think this is a big part of the attraction in Engrish stuff, like Japanese and other foreign language brains optionally combined with cheap liaison staff have a unique power to imbue words with weird poetic energies. Not even a crazy native english speaker, or a real tryhard, would have written beautiful lines that convey such neuronically roundabout meaning: FOR GREAT JUSTICE TAKE OFF EVERY ZIG, TO THE FULL EXTENT OF THE JAM, CONGLATURATION, LET US MAKE A JOURNEY TO THE CAVE OF MONSTERS, A WINNER IS YOU, BE GARBAGE OF CESSPOOL HA HA HA, or..... (Deep breathing resonates throughout the forums...) DEHUMANIZE ... etc. For an example by inversion, anything that aspires to easy pigeonholing, sort of like bonzi said. Any dumb ol' zombie game or ripoff that hits all the notes without falling short or doing anything new. Fangames like "duhhh I like Mario/Sonic/rpgs" can end up being technically competent, but super lame and uncommentable-upon if they polish out all their interesting fingerprints/artifice indicators/whatchamacallits. But if you're bad or really creative or weird you can't polish that shit out... Well, unfortunately, imo, modern gamemaker technology and industry makes the ironing out of fascinating kinks more automatic. But it also results in more games so why complain?? Come on!!
 
edit: I want a picture of the id boys from the Doom making days on a t-shirt and it should also say I M AN idIOT !
 
edit: OH NO! You are accosted by a tribe of Boneheads in the Salt World! They loom over you! DEF down 4! The Boneheads holler and piss and bludgeon you about the head! Oh Gawwd!! You drop dead instantly.
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i'm glad this is still online

http://vectorpark.com/park/

flash is dead, long live flash
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THIS IS HOW IT'S LIKE IN THE FA-CILITY VENT!!!!
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OG-4e6dKhY
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The closest, grossest degree of anime to the highest seat of power on the planet yet revealed afaik. What a world.
 
Are you a bad enough dude to save
the Hentai of the Son of the President?
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Reminds me of Kate Beaton's Strong Female Characters.
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still waiting for amano cel-shaded final fantasy game amirite
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