i have a silky golden baritone voice and someone told to operate phone sex for $

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cowardknower

#1 January 25, 2011, 03:24:05 pm

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please help me jumpstart my career. how do i become a phone sex operator? any tips? have you guys called phone sex lines and what would i have to do? would i be working for a straight womens' phone sex line or a straight mens' one? or a gay mens' line? probably the former or the latter i guess.

gimme tips.

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ATARI

#2 January 25, 2011, 04:29:35 pm

Lichens!
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i feel like a gay men's one would be more interesting because women don't ever use things like that

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ATARI

#3 January 25, 2011, 04:29:54 pm

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you should call me sometime and *practice* :Wink;

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Faust

#4 January 25, 2011, 06:29:55 pm

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Most of the phonelines I've ever rung have been pre-recorded.

No...wait..fdukoekwsx

Hey hey hey

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Frisky SKeleton

#5 January 26, 2011, 11:32:36 pm

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i dial random numbers and pretend to be a telemarketer

I USE Q'S INSTEQD OF Q'S

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Ellie

#6 January 26, 2011, 11:39:43 pm

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Terrorantula

#7 January 27, 2011, 03:10:37 am

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Record voiceovers for TV instead.

Everyone has the right to be himself; wise men know how to,when, and whether to navigate the boundary between their rights and those of others when they collide.

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Nikuru

#8 January 27, 2011, 03:12:49 am

chmod this
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Do what those homeless guys with awesome voices do and audition for radio announcers/hosts.

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Frisky SKeleton

#9 January 27, 2011, 05:19:51 am

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with great power comes great responsibility

I USE Q'S INSTEQD OF Q'S

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Barack Obama

#10 January 27, 2011, 09:58:33 am

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post ur dick

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cowardknower

#11 January 27, 2011, 02:17:55 pm

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Quote from: Wyatt on January 26, 2011, 11:39:43 pm

not that golden

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Farren

#12 January 27, 2011, 09:37:53 pm

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dress up like a grown up manly justin beiber and write some corny love song thats the only way you're gonna be able to do it with women

DEUCE: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE DEUCE: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS PANTS: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES DEUCE: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS

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cowardknower

#13 January 28, 2011, 09:04:22 am

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correction: thats the only way i currently do it with women

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cowardknower

#14 January 28, 2011, 09:04:36 am

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dressed as justin beiber i mean. i bang only beiber fetishists.

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Ellie

#15 January 28, 2011, 04:03:14 pm

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let's hold a beibercon.

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mkkmypet

#16 January 29, 2011, 12:52:27 am

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Quote from: crotchkneed on January 28, 2011, 09:04:36 am

dressed as justin beiber i mean. i bang only beiber fetishists.

meaning: you bang only 12-year-old girls

semper games.

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Ragnar

#17 January 29, 2011, 03:46:04 am

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people with silky golden voices actually have purple spotted voices to me

http://djsaint-hubert.bandcamp.com/

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Farren

#18 January 30, 2011, 06:31:59 am

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Actually mkk, I know a 26 or 27 year old chicka that has beiber fever

I tried to fuck her and then changed my mind about that

DEUCE: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE DEUCE: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS PANTS: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES DEUCE: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS

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#19 April 22, 2011, 07:22:18 am

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#20 April 22, 2011, 10:29:21 am

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females dont call phone sex lines they read romance novels.

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