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Greetings Earth people, after discussion in a previous thread, I thought I might need to clear up a few questions, and just so you get a full understanding about what it is like being a Transformer. I have been a Transformer for aproximately four and a half million years, I am a Decepticon currently serving in Galvatron's army. I am what is known as a 'Sweep', Galvatron's elite hunter-killer squadren, though we have to be careful, as in his fits of mania, he is as likely to shoot us in the face as he is the Autoscum lol!

Last week, I was given a mission to hunt down the traitor known as Octane, but the crazy fool was rabbiting on about seeing the ghost of Starscream. I think he'd taken some magic energon, you know what they always say, you should never trust a Jamaicacon!

So yes, if you have any questions you have ever wanted to ask a Transformer, then please ask.
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How do you reproduce?
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Is the movie "Transformers" by Michael Bay any good?
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What's that transformer called who just turns into a massive handgun?
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is there a dild
What's that transformer called who just turns into a massive handgun?

Screw you I want to know if there is one that can turn into a massive dildo.
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What's that transformer called who just turns into a massive handgun?
MEGATRON
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what was it like working with lou reed
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Do you only transform for attention? I mean most cars would be fine and dandy being a car. I think most transformers are just becoming mechazoids for the spotlight.

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Can u hook me up with Megan Fox?
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i can transform ya
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are you DC in or DC out

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are you DC in or DC out

You mean dose he require a female power cord or male power cord.  God I hope he's not one of those omni-plug users.
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Have you ever transformed to your robot form while someone was still inside you in your car form?
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You mean dose he require a female power cord or male power cord.  God I hope he's not one of those omni-plug users.

More like which end of the USB cable is he.

"Excuse me, would you like to share data with me?"

lol
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How do you reproduce?
we build our own

Is the movie "Transformers" by Michael Bay any good?
No.

What's that transformer called who just turns into a massive handgun?
Megatron, Galvatron's former self.

is there a dild
Screw you I want to know if there is one that can turn into a massive dildo.
No, but once upon a time, a wretched fleshling created a Kitbash known as 'Jane', whose alt mode is a vibrating amusement device for female fleshies.

What took you so long to make this parody topic? I'd expected it days ago.
I was getting my power chip rectifier replaced, and so was offline

what was it like working with lou reed
he is quite acceptable... for a fleshie
Can u hook me up with Megan Fox?
various companies sell these products known as 'dutch wives', perhaps you could purchase one of those, as they look very much like Megan Fox, allthough they have more of a personality than her.

are you DC in or DC out
We Cybertronians do not use such a basic understanding of electricity. We are powered by the consumption of refined Energon.
Are you that transformer that had sex with Panty in episode 7?
Sexual intercourse with fleshlings is morally wrong.
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Have you ever transformed to your robot form while someone was still inside you in your car form?
I do not possess a car altmode. Like my fellow sweeps, I transform into a stealth fighter.
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Why do you take on the form of human designs?
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what do you do whey you're sad?