Author: Vampirin Cara
Engine: RPG Maker 2003
Genre: Interactive Novel, Comedy
Running Time: at least 1 hour

Prelude:
No, this time I am not using a funny pseudonyme. This game was made by my half-sister Cara. The mapping sucked ass though and I fixed some parts. Also the English dialogues were quite crappy and I hopefully erased most of the mistakes. However the rest is made by herself.

Story:


Deep, deep, deep in the forest there is a long road going straight through it to connect one end with the other. One day 2 cars collide and are no longer able to drive. The group of people being in these vehicles have no other choice than to go and search for something... help, an exit, whatever, because none of them has a mobile to get help.
Unfortunately the forest is habitated by some dark creatures who like to eat human flesh... But that's not all. Those beings have way bigger plans, and so Alex and his new friends who drove the other car are now in a situation that is even supposed to destroy the earth!

Features:


- tons of blood and violence
- emotions, feelings, tears
- eppic story
- awesome graphics
- wonderful lighting effects
- optional dialogues with choices
- no annoying gameplay
- 1 different ending

Screenshots:




Download:
6.7 MB

cool. a game made by a girl. i'll try it

Yeah, the first ever good game made by a girl.

Yeah, the first ever good game made by a girl.

ahahahaha

Huh? What's so funny? Can't remember making a joke...

i have no doubt that you honestly believe that to be true.

"believe"? You mean "know".

exhibit a) roberta williams
exhibit b) dada's sister's rpgmaker game

i think that's really all the evidence you need

exhibit a) roberta williams

Don't know her.

exhibit b) dada's sister's rpgmaker game

Wow, it must've been that awesome that it even has a name...

roberta williams made a ton of games, notably king's quest, phantasmagoria, and mystery house.  she's the founder of sierra.


dada do you have a download of your sister's game somewhere because i just remember the screenshots being amazing

After checking wikipedia I out I found out that Roberta Williams made the games along with her husband. I can guaran damn tee you, that all the good stuff came from her husband and he was just that nice to put his wife's name onto the cover, too, so that he still gets sex. ^_^

dada do you have a download of your sister's game somewhere because i just remember the screenshots being amazing

There are tons of eppic screenshots out there which will never be followed by something playable.

After checking wikipedia I out I found out that Roberta Williams made the games along with her husband. I can guaran damn tee you, that all the good stuff came from her husband and he was just that nice to put his wife's name onto the cover, too, so that he still gets sex. ^_^

ahahahahaha holy shit

So mr williams fixed up roberta williams' crummy games but credited her so he could have sex

You fixed up your sister's crummy game but credited her so you could...

After checking wikipedia I out I found out that Roberta Williams made the games along with her husband. I can guaran damn tee you, that all the good stuff came from her husband and he was just that nice to put his wife's name onto the cover, too, so that he still gets sex. ^_^
There are tons of eppic screenshots out there which will never be followed by something playable.

no she co-founded sierra with her husband she designed all the games herself

oh right i get it sorry yeah good show

prime comedy right here, proof that rpgmaker is still useful and in its prime




ps:


you're a giant jerk if you think "wow a girl made something whoa" is a selling point"

batistaberg get your half-sister on this forum then disappear again, she seems pretty great

no she co-founded sierra with her husband she designed all the games herself

Even if she did, I saw her games and they are quite crappy.

So mr williams fixed up roberta williams' crummy games but credited her so he could have sex

You fixed up your sister's crummy game but credited her so you could... ​

Thats far away from being funny. >:-|

batistaberg get your half-sister on this forum then disappear again, she seems pretty great

I haven't talked/chatted to her in a while. I may ask her the next time we have contact. But as far as I know she is no fan of those internet communities because of all the drama everywhere.

Thats far away from being funny. >:-|

idk really it is in line with the humor of this game and pretty much anything you say


it may not be too far off to say this idea was once your parents', and thus we see the results

Stop the insults, man. -,- You are going too far with that incest shit, really.

I have no idea what is going on!!!