Welp, ass troll aside:
Catamites
Earlchip
Lunar Charlie Eaton is a space cowboy and murderer from Messier Object 53. He does his work while traveling the stellar highways between his home cluster, the Oort Cloud and the Crab Nebula. It is rumored he hides valuables taken from travelers inside his sugar skull.
Height: 5' 3"
STR: 6
DEX: 11
CON: 3
INT: 9
SPECIAL ABILITY: ENHANCED EVASION
Charles Eaton is a candy lich made of bones, thus rays and bullets have been known to pass between the gaps in his skeleton or through his eye sockets.
MUNDANE ABILITIES: CANDIED
Charles Eaton is undead, and does not need to eat or drink.
WEAPONS:
*LICH FINGERS
*"DELI" RAYGUN REVOLVER
*TWO +0 WORN MOPED TIRES
EQUIPMENT
*CLOAK: THE +0 PONCHO "OREGANO" {rLIGHT}
*ARMOR: A +0 TAN WESTERN SHIRT
*HAT: A +0 RAWHIDE COWBOY HAT
*NECKLACE: THE +1 BOLO TIE "ANDROMEDA" {rCLOUD}
*RRING NONE
*LRING: NONE
OTHER:
*AN UNIDENTIFIED SKULL CHAIN
*A RADIO
MOUNT: MOPED, POOR CONDITION