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My first game I ever made with the program. Basically, it's all about sex and dumb humor. Also, it has the worst map layouts I have EVER done. Yes, even worse than in Bedtime Stories. It also ended if you did not get laid.



Plot

Evil mysterious force is about to destroy the world and it's up to Alfred to save the day, while having sex every other second.
 
So yeah, the plot is nonexistant.

Features

 
* Porn
 
* Remixed and arranged OST





Version info
 1.1 

Audio changes

- Remixed/arranged all the songs. Now the game at least sounds good even though it looks horrible.

Bug fixes

- Introduction speech was too low, now it sounds as intended

- You can now no longer just walk past all the bosses and walk up to the final boss

- You can now transition between maps at Lab without having to press a button

- Credits did not credit bug testers in all endings (Whoops!)

- Dark Knight's Brother won't keep on screaming that he can't lose if his hp goes low enough

- In the rare case Dark Knight's Brother actually can kill Cloud, he won't tell him to play dead repeatedly

- Final boss now no longer constantly tells his penis is tickling your ear

- "Entering" Fake inn no longer requires a button press

- It now no longer snows inside houses

Gameplay changes

- Princess Guard now gives 500 Magic instead of 500 Attack, making the Princess Guard now actually useful as opossed to being useless like originally

Grammar fixes

- Few words that were broken and not visible can be fully read, the horrible grammar is still present though

Engine fixes

- Program updated to VALUE version

Size

- Compressed the game and removed files that were not used




To play this game, you have to be 18 years or older or whatever age it requires to be able to jerk off to Final Fantasy porn. 



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http://adventuresseries.pbworks.com/w/page/48236157/Final%20Phantasy%20XXX

 
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I recruit you to make the next section of the Chain Game 5
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While I've done joint project games like that in the past, I must politely refuse due to my life being very hectic nowadays and my own projects eating most of my free time.

 
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at least your games have been consistent
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at least your games have been consistent

lol. I remember these type of comments on a previous game topic by mister big t.
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no offense but you make the worst, trashiest fucking shit i've ever seen. has anyone out there ever even played any of your games?

Enough people that if I would tell you how many, you'd probably cry and never do anything RPGmaker related again.

Also, I'm just looking at yet another Let's play of another game of mine. (This being 3rd game of mine that's let's played) Plus reviews, and fan mail I get almost every other month saying how much they loved Dooms and want me to do another.


You can say a lot of things about my games but no one playing them is certainly not the best can of worms you can present to me.

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what is the appeal in looking at low res anime porn pictures of cartoon characters sandwiched in between horrible gameplay and writing?

Final Phantasy XXX seems to exist in its own little weird world. It appeals to people who like the Final Fantasy and it appeals to people who are looking for fun, because they can laugh at the game. Make no mistake, there's laughs to be had. I never said the game was any good (it isn't) but it may offer some fair amusement.

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anyone into that shit can probably just google final fantasy porn and at least get hi res pictures.

Ah, I remember the days I used MSPaint and Office photo manipulation software to put these pics to 256 colors... Nowadays, I at least use Photoshop to do so.

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you make those old japanese computer hentai games look like fine art in comparison.

Nocturnal Illusion is one of the finest games ever made and it's old Japanese computer hentai game. Lovepotion is also pretty darn good.


Or are you talking about the ones like Rape games?

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maybe i shouldn't be so mean. from what i can tell from the screenshots this game actually shows some restraint. most of your other games iirc have women being raped/mutilated/tortured in crudely drawn anime art.

Not most of my games. Some. Just like not all my games have girls farting at you for entire game, just some of them have. I try and reach more crowds, and do something that I like at the side of it. If you do not like my games, I am sorry to hear that but it doesn't really matter to me.

lol. I remember these type of comments on a previous game topic by mister big t.

Probably every topic I've ever made really, since the summer of 2001.

 
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lmao i don't even know where to begin. i'll just say that i would rather nobody ever give the slightest fucks over anything that i ever do than to have even one of your fans enjoy something of mine. 

That will limit the ammount of people liking your game by very much.

Also, that is not very nice thing to say to a potential fan base of yours. Disrespecting your fans is probably the worst thing you can do. Any maker worth their dime can tell you that.

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holy shit lol. "not all of my games have women being raped and mutilated for no reason, only some of them do!! I try to reach different crowds of neckbearded stalkers/potential rapists by branching out, y'know?"

People are not killed for no reason. If people die, it's most of the time for plot reasons or for comedy value. This may come as a surprise but people have different tastes. They do not have to be stalkers or criminals to be able to enjoy acts of ultra violence. Horror genre has been filled with gory slashers for as long as I can remember. How you come to the conclusion that everyone who likes to look at violent imagery is somehow "potential rapist", is so inane and baffling that I really would like to know where you pull such a connection from, other than your ass.

 
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Generally, horror movies have a level of subtext or irony, with the monster or killer representing a kind of universal boogieman, often creating a moralistic cautionary tale. Freddy Krueger the modern interpretation of dream demons and  can be traced back to an eastern european myth used to explain how children randomly died in their sleep. Jason Voorhees or Michael Myers are straight up christian demons attacking those who lose their innocense  (man, I wrote my uni paper on this topic, i could go on for hours :( )


Torture porn is a cynical and shallow genre created by executive types who believe that the only reason people watch horror is for the violence, therefore more violence is better. More disturbing shots with a washed out sickly brown colour grade! more crying! more generic titles! More remakes that lose any of the wit or context that made the originals interesting!
Thankfully there was less movies like that this year, so hopefully it's slowing down. Now all we need to do is wait for the parasnormal activity movies to stop comming out, because they are rubbish.
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That will limit the ammount of people liking your game by very much.

Also, that is not very nice thing to say to a potential fan base of yours. Disrespecting your fans is probably the worst thing you can do. Any maker worth their dime can tell you that.

People are not killed for no reason. If people die, it's most of the time for plot reasons or for comedy value. This may come as a surprise but people have different tastes. They do not have to be stalkers or criminals to be able to enjoy acts of ultra violence. Horror genre has been filled with gory slashers for as long as I can remember. How you come to the conclusion that everyone who likes to look at violent imagery is somehow "potential rapist", is so inane and baffling that I really would like to know where you pull such a connection from, other than your ass.


is this reality


also a lot of other good counterpoints are being made but i feel the need to point out that if you are making games to appeal to "your fans" and other various groups of misogynistic sociopaths then you probably are doing this for all the wrong reasons anyway. having mass groups of people play your games does not make your work thoughtful or "good", even if you feel it justifies some image you have of yourself to any opposition. you could be making games about genocide and excuse it with "well more people send me fan mail and enjoy my games than yours!" without considering that your fan base is made of ignorant hate groups who will cling to anything related to the subject. the kind of person who enjoys seeing others be tortured and demeaned as a whole is probably not any different to be honest though.


anyway yeah i was hoping this was satire at first but after realizing you actually make these games and actually enjoy it i realized you pretty much embody the spirit of rape culture.
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Generally, horror movies have a level of subtext or irony, with the monster or killer representing a kind of universal boogieman, often creating a moralistic cautionary tale. Freddy Krueger the modern interpretation of dream demons and  can be traced back to an eastern european myth used to explain how children randomly died in their sleep. Jason Voorhees or Michael Myers are straight up christian demons attacking those who lose their innocense  (man, I wrote my uni paper on this topic, i could go on for hours :( )

Same can be said about the "monsters" in my horror games, what makes the murders become the way they are. Jack the clown for instance is representing the universal "bad clown out to get you" that haunts the nightmares of many.

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Torture porn is a cynical and shallow genre created by executive types who believe that the only reason people watch horror is for the violence, therefore more violence is better. More disturbing shots with a washed out sickly brown colour grade! more crying! more generic titles! More remakes that lose any of the wit or context that made the originals interesting!
Thankfully there was less movies like that this year, so hopefully it's slowing down. Now all we need to do is wait for the parasnormal activity movies to stop comming out, because they are rubbish.

Honestly, my games aren't torture porn. The only game that kinda gets that way is Dooms 4, which is well, quite brutal game. I don't like Torture Porn, I find it most of the time extremely boring. Hostel was so boring that I nearly fell asleep and had to fast forward, only for the movie to continue making me hate it. Give me Friday 13 any day over that.

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also a lot of other good counterpoints are being made but i feel the need to point out that if you are making games to appeal to "your fans" and other various groups of misogynistic sociopaths then you probably are doing this for all the wrong reasons anyway.

Actually, that's exactly the right reasons to make a game. Making a game as a hobby the way you can enjoy it, means you're having fun. If the game turns up good that's always extra but really, it's mostly to pass time and not seek praise.  I am not trying to sell my games nor am I aiming to win any awards.  When I made Angelissa's Quest demo originally starting at RPGmakerXP, my friend commented that it was "Too normal" to be my game. It didn't stand out from the lot at all and thus would not really appeal to anyone because god knows my mapping wouldn't be the reason people would come to play my games.


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having mass groups of people play your games does not make your work thoughtful or "good", even if you feel it justifies some image you have of yourself to any opposition. you could be making games about genocide and excuse it with "well more people send me fan mail and enjoy my games than yours!" without considering that your fan base is made of ignorant hate groups who will cling to anything related to the subject.

That is not true at all. On various forums I've seen, including GamingW people have named Dooms 2 as one of their favorite RPGmaker game. Though that's kind of cheating as it's not so much of a game as it's interactive story.

You are talking about games you have never played and are judging the people who have. That makes you both ignorant and your point moot.

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the kind of person who enjoys seeing others be tortured and demeaned as a whole is probably not any different to be honest though.

I would like to point out probably the longest tortures have been mental rather than physical ones. Even when something is done physically, the actual physical torture itself lasts shorter ammount than the mental trauma that is caused.

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anyway yeah i was hoping this was satire at first but after realizing you actually make these games and actually enjoy it i realized you pretty much embody the spirit of rape culture

This is a light hearted comedy hentai game and yes, it's a satire. I have no idea what you're talking about.

 
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Same can be said about the "monsters" in my horror games, what makes the murders become the way they are. Jack the clown for instance is representing the universal "bad clown out to get you" that haunts the nightmares of many.
Using existing imagery does not mean you are representing something universal. There is no 'universal bad clown', that is prettymuch a cultural thing based around how fucking creepy they look, because the child's mind interprets the exaggerated facial features as something not human, and so people can use that to create scary monsters. The clown is a modern interpretation of The Fool, a character often associated with a higher understanding yet at the same time extreme stupidity so nobody takes them seriously, and in literature, not listening to the fool's advice almost always leads to one's own death giving the character a seemingly supernatural knowledge of life and death. Indeed The Fool has a strong connection with death in European culture, but in other cultures it has different connotations, sometimes fertility (I can already imagine you getting ideas of a rapist clown. Please don't.). The Last laugh we have is the one before our death.

Modern stories that use a clown that chases or kills people uses the pre-determined imagery as a kinda cheat. A quick way to scare or creep people out. It's something that's entered the collective conciousness but is not a universal concept imbedded in our psyche in the same way the monster in the cupboard is. That monster in the cupboard may be a clown for some people, but that's down to the individual's phobias and imagination often born by their cultural upbringing. My childhood nightmares consisted of Daleks, and it has such an effect on me that I still feel a shiver everytime I watch a Doctor Who story with them in. Clowns I've never been afraid of. Daleks scare many children, but there's no universal fear of Daleks, even though they actually were created to represent genocidal xenophobia (Initially The nazis, but in the recent series' have been used to represent religious extremism often using the kind of Endtimer Christian language that is common amongst America's elite).

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i don't think anyone's really interested in debating you and getting you to change your mind to any extent. just wanted to let you know that you're kinda fucked in the head and your games are gross. they're a thing that could never have been known as a game, a thing whose shape is so alien a travesty that gaming becomes more obscene for the vague resemblance. I have no controller and I must scream.
Your posts have not had any relevance to anything but to insult me for absolute no reason. I see no reason why you're being so hostile and yet claim I am the one "fucked in the head" when you probably played one game of mine and then decided every game of mine has to be exactly the same way. Skunk+Maid for instance is a very short, like 6 minutes long game with girls farting at you. Do all my games have farting girls in them? No, even though many people ask. (Spoiler, this game has no farting women)
 


Hehe, I still like how stupid that thing is. I even paid tribute to it by adding similiar choice in Final Phantasy XXX 2.

Using existing imagery does not mean you are representing something universal. There is no 'universal bad clown', that is prettymuch a cultural thing based around how fucking creepy they look, because the child's mind interprets the exaggerated facial features as something not human, and so people can use that to create scary monsters. The clown is a modern interpretation of The Fool, a character often associated with a higher understanding yet at the same time extreme stupidity so nobody takes them seriously, and in literature, not listening to the fool's advice almost always leads to one's own death giving the character a seemingly supernatural knowledge of life and death. Indeed The Fool has a strong connection with death in European culture, but in other cultures it has different connotations, sometimes fertility (I can already imagine you getting ideas of a rapist clown. Please don't.). The Last laugh we have is the one before our death.

Modern stories that use a clown that chases or kills people uses the pre-determined imagery as a kinda cheat. A quick way to scare or creep people out. It's something that's entered the collective conciousness but is not a universal concept imbedded in our psyche in the same way the monster in the cupboard is. That monster in the cupboard may be a clown for some people, but that's down to the individual's phobias and imagination often born by their cultural upbringing. My childhood nightmares consisted of Daleks, and it has such an effect on me that I still feel a shiver everytime I watch a Doctor Who story with them in. Clowns I've never been afraid of. Daleks scare many children, but there's no universal fear of Daleks, even though they actually were created to represent genocidal xenophobia (Initially The nazis, but in the recent series' have been used to represent religious extremism often using the kind of Endtimer Christian language that is common amongst America's elite).
 
 Man I fucking hate myself so much.

 Well, thank you for your in depth reply. To show I appreciate it, I think I'll explain a bit more in depth as well because my "evil clown" was just way too short.
 
 The story of Dooms 2 is inspired by nightmares of my old and with the age old mythos of "He who follows evil..." mindset. Dooms itself is never seen in the game in the later versions, in the before version when Dooms was shown it was shown as one side being angelic woman, other side demonic man. (In newer version, I do not show Dooms but rather picture that says human mind cannot comprehend what Dooms would be, that making image of something that may or may not exist at all, is impossible. This is reference to very many religions, which do not allow portrayal of their gods (Such as Christianity "Do not make idols of gods")) The story mixes mythos and themes from many old stories, such as Dracula and even though at heart it's nothing more than few people trying to stop ancient evil, it's not the story but rather how it's told that people remember. People who follow Dooms are seduced to the dark sides by promises of pleasure, with the humans being easily manipulated by the demons telling them they can experience things that they would not otherwise, again as is trick used to get people to follow set path.
 
 Jack is a tortured soul who represents the pain we suffer throughout our lives. He gets means of releasing this suffering that he has been subjected to and to bypass it on to others. Jack himself mentions "the only time it doesn't hurt, is when I hurt someone else." Because he's a living contradiction of hurting for sake of there not being hurting, Terror Mask takes shape of clown; he is essentially "Fool" for listening to demons and choosing to be their pawn.
 
 In comparison, when Mia uses Terror Mask; it takes form of old burial death masks to represent how she's half dead, half alive with the life she lived for over 20 years having been falsehood. Angelissa, in the demo has a hollowed out Terror Mask, which represents beyond her motive to get revenge; she's hollow inside and without any purpose in life.
 
 
 These are just some of the universal and symbolical things that are present in my serious games. This is why Dooms games are much more universally liked, because the themes work out and they actually require you to think, in order to truly understand them. To scratch the surface, each of the Dooms has their own theme;
 
 
 Dooms 1; Theme of foreboding, something about to or having had happened
 Dooms 2; Theme of human mind, why a person does what they do
 Dooms 3; Theme of self exploration, discovery and realization of who one is
 Dooms 4; Theme of blood, the violent nature and how numb we have as society and humans become
 
 
 Dooms 4 is critique at the people like the ones who said that a picture of permanently mutilated woman is okay, but since her breasts were naked, that made it wrong. She should have been mutilated with shirt on. Or a guy who played a game with murder and gore with his 10 year old little brother and then whined that there was breasts shown during a scene where a woman gets ritually sacrificed. These were the complaints I had over the previous Dooms, not of gore but of breasts and nudity. Showing breasts, pussy, ass, or penis which are natural parts of human body are considered more taboo than showing person with needles in their eyes, which are not natural for humans to have in their eyes.
 
 Dooms 4 points finger at the people like this. What many people find more disturbing is not the violence but rather the sexual nature of it. Person standing amidst dead bodies is perfectly acceptable, but as soon as the person has erection; this is more demented. Dooms 4 follows this mindset and makes something truly disturbing and obscene, beyond anything one could think of as norm.  It's truly sad that a girl being shot in the head with shotgun is somehow more acceptable than her breasts showing in the game.

 
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I find it hilarious that Mr. Big T, the maker of such games, types in such an intelligent and eloquent way and yet the people who find his games to be offensive make arguments that sound like illiterate children having a hissy fit.
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I find it hilarious that Mr. Big T, the maker of such games, types in such an intelligent and eloquent way and yet the people who find his games to be offensive make arguments that sound like illiterate children having a hissy fit.
You have the intelligence of a rock.
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I find it hilarious that Mr. Big T, the maker of such games, types in such an intelligent and eloquent way and yet the people who find his games to be offensive make arguments that sound like illiterate children having a hissy fit.


thank you for showing me where i stand in the apparent intellectual hierarchy. but no really i thought language was invented as a system of precisely conveying ideas, in which case i don't see how you can differentiate the process of the language so much as the ideas conveyed. if that is the argument i hardly see how "my games were MADE to be offensive" is a supposedly intelligent argument and excuses any of the points made in prior posts. just because something was trying to be "offensive" or "stupid" doesn't negate those factors.


really mr. big t can be as eloquent as they want with their language but it doesn't excuse the context of the games being discussed.
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I don't know what country you guys live in, but in America we have the freedom to do whatever we want as long as it doesn't harm another person. Mr. Big T's games don't harm you unless you are dumb enough to PLAY them.

Personally I would never play any of his games, but I'd be damned if I didn't protect his right to make them.
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