Cat Litter, or to give it it's proper name, Nekocatamite Iranus, is a very useful element, number 67 on your periodigal table. It is a heavy metal with similar properties to iron sulphate. When subjected to water (H2O) infiltration, it produces a strong smell, similar to that of out of date cow's eggs. This should be avoided.
Nekocatamite Iranus must be kept in a waterproof container, or as it is known in the laboratory, a Jar. When handling this element, you must always make sure to use your safety gloves, as exposure to the moisture in your skin can cause it to produce the previously mentioned smell. The Cat Litter is then removed from it's container (jar) and placed on a thin slice of magnesium. The Magnesium must then be wrapped around the Nekocatamite Iranus, forming a parcel. This then allows you to place the parcel into water (H2o), the magnesium serves as a Radiotronic buffer, blocking the water(htwoO)'s radio interferance, allowing the Cat Litter to react undisturbed.
After four nights, your container (Jar) will be noticably absent of water (H20) and in it's place you will notice a small insect, A Nekocatamant. The Nekocatamant must be removed using your safety prongs, or, Srongs. When it is suspended at exactly 27.6598 centimentres from the tabletop, it must then be taken anti-clockwise into your Nekocatamant storage farm. Here it will be fed a concentrated high sugar brand of magnesium, it's excreta captured by a gutter, and taken down into a press. The press will compact the Nekocatamant defici into a carbon crystaline substance, Charcoal (carbonite orsonwellis), which can be used for drawing, fuel or lubricating guitar strings at the Neck of the guitar.
I hope this has been of help.
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Is there anything useful you can do with cat litter?