We have roaches everywhere in vegas and it's terrible. My apartment is upstairs so I don't get as many bugs as ground-level (regardless of how dirty your house is, seriously, totally clean and non-cluttered and you'll still find a few roaches inside every year). Anyways I'd say at least once a year, without fail, I'll wake up to fucking roach in my bed or crawling on me, ugh it's so fucking disgusting. My place isn't even dirty they just get in and wander around. The last time this happened was like 2 weeks ago, and it was like 2am and I just couldn't fall asleep. I was watching TV in bed and all of a sudden I see this THING fucking fly across my vision and land on my piano keyboard. It was fucking HUGE, definitely 3-incher maybe 3.5, one of those huge ones with big wings, UGH FUCKING GROSS. They also take like, so many hits with a shoe to die. Especially the big ones. So I was hitting it with my shoe, and it's crawling away, and I'm hitting it, and it's still moving, ugh it's so upsetting every time it happens to me. Suddenly everything feels dirty and I don't have any couches right now so I had no choice but to just lay down again and UGH I FUCKING HATE IT. Seriously I've lived in, like 5 or 6 different houses and apartments here in Vegas, and they ALL have this problem. Except for my mom's house, because her boyfriend has a bug-guy come and spray like every 3 weeks because he hates bugs (also north las vegas doesn't have as many it seems).

At one point last year there was this really white-trashy family living below us, and the amount of waterbugs/roaches in the sinks and and shit like quadrupled, my roommate or I would find one (usually coming out of a drain or under the sink or something, which isn't as bad as in your FUCKING BED) like a couple times a week. After they moved out (they got kicked out actually because the cops came and arrested someone living there who the most trashiest of them all) no more roaches! Disgusting people.

When is Ted Nugent gonna come out.

It's hard to take anything seriously anymore. I used to get so worked up about politics, but it's just a farce. It's not even worth getting too involved in. Learn the issues, see where people stand, vote. Don't bother talking to anyone, it'll just piss you off. I'm glad I don't have TV, so I can't watch any of the "debates" or any other stupid bullshit. It's the worst.

I think you just initiated the Doktor Martini Summoning Ritual

Wait, Doktor Martini believes in Homeopathy? D: