I had a dream about a new seth macfarlane show called "Male Jesus" coming to fox in order to fill the void left by cult classic Allen Gregory. the commercial showed a college guy who looked like a thinner, more popular version of the son from Family Guy, in an apartment kitchen w/ absurd variety of appliances. he accidentally cuts his finger off (cooking being a job more suited for women of course) and yells "Jesus fucking Christ!"; then there is a magical poof and a bored-looking Jesus appears, and he deadpans something offensive-sounding about not fucking hos. jesus looks at the screen before the commercial cuts to the show's logo, featuring the idyllic, kouros male bro and his pal jesus
the last part was probably influenced by the chapter I'm on in saints row, where this guy who talks in autotune makes you drive around his hos