alberta most definitely is the worst state in canada

so's texas

I banged a chick named alberta once, she was pretty big and pretty borin'

fun times.

anyone else done a long bus trip? tell me all about it

all i know is that if you decide to drive it with friends make sure you identify which of your friends is THAT GUY and do everything within your power to block this person from ever touching the steering wheel. approximately 1 in 4 people are THAT GUY where if you actually just watch the way they operate an automobile you quickly come to the realization that you could die at literally any moment. do not allow this to happen on long car trips. i can speak from personal experience that it is not a ton of fun waking up in the backseat of an automobile to the realization that you are the only person awake in the car and you are in the middle of busy maryland traffic. this probably could have been avoided if i had identified THAT GUY sooner and locked him in the trunk for the last half of that trip.

well ok actually that is kinda fun if you have some sort of death wish, but idk most people do not seem to have such a easygoing relationship with quick and sudden decapitation.