idk man, I couldn't handle that unless i was an oldman with a long grey beard and had a log cabin filled with books and a typewriter or something.
Nah the beach is about 25 minutes away and downtown pensacola is about the same. Theres quite a few diff clubs and bars and stuff that aren't too bad and the beach is always fun. I think I like where I live over the new orleans area. The people and cops are shittier but its cheaper, prettier, more outdoorsy shit to do although I haven't been doing it.
I'm paying 900$ a month rent right now for a 3 bedroom brick house with a garage and big back yard. I'm really only paying half that though my brother and his gf are paying the other half. I liked the condo on the beach more it was only and extra 150$ and I might talk to my cousin about doin it again in a year or two.
I think I make it sound worse than it is; most of my problem is I don't know anyone my own age. All the girls I know are married/dating someone else or evil and all the dudes are in some service or work offshore. I actually fell into meeting a pretty cool chick and some old friends and it was really great and the best time I've ever probably had. I felt content and like I was doing good/in a good place. But that all got fucked up and now I feel exactly like what you said you'd need to be in order to live out here.
So I guess what I'm tryin to say is; if you're a people person and are good at making new friends and like beach/outdoorsy shit you'd prolly be ok. You'd have to get to the whole backwater idiot mentality and shockfacter though.