Humor More like fartistry, am I right? (Read 216 times)

  • Avatar of bastarrd
  • google that shit
  • Group: Member
  • Joined: May 23, 2009
  • Posts: 44
Saw some of those creepy paper cutouts people molest in Japan, so I was like, alright, yeah. I can steal that.



The Great Canadian Slugworm getting ready to chow some herbs.



A hellmouse youngling, a mere 300 years old. Bigger ones are...bigger.



The ever-loving nuzzle snake.



A baby goat ape.



A spiderous serpent not taking kindly to being manhandled.



A little squeep...as small as it is, it feels no pain or fear. Needless to say, it often serves as lunch.



Squeeps gonna squeep.



Squeeps in the wild doing nothing important as usual.



Squeeps love my nuts.



Papa/son goat ape combo.



A flyadile, in all his annoying glory.



Two nasty sharklings plucked out of their abode in the midst of a dispute.



Rain Squatter, the resident sentinel goblin. He's a merciless dick.



Rain Squatter's snack.



Second helping.
  • I fear and I tremble
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Premium Member
  • Joined: Aug 21, 2005
  • Posts: 6162
This is incredibly awesome dude
DEUCE: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES  THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE<br />DEUCE: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS<br />PANTS: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES<br />DEUCE: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS
  • Avatar of ATARI
  • Lichens!
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Premium Member
  • Joined: Oct 26, 2002
  • Posts: 4136
this is like, begging to be made into something stop-motion.
  • Avatar of Biggles
  • I know your secrets
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Premium Member
  • Joined: May 5, 2005
  • Posts: 688
Totally awesome. I now believe that squeeps exist.
  • I fear and I tremble
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Premium Member
  • Joined: Aug 21, 2005
  • Posts: 6162
I agree with atari and I love the way you presented them with the landscape and surroundings, even the way you handled the dead ones with laytex gloves.

Add some color and maybe more backstory with your dark comedic presentation and I bet you could make something really really good out of this (maybe even profitable)

Like some kind of fucked up children's book or like atari said stop motion. I'd like to reiterate how incredible this is btw. Shit I bet you could work this into some kind of game with some folks from here.
DEUCE: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES  THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE<br />DEUCE: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS<br />PANTS: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES<br />DEUCE: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS
  • Avatar of bastarrd
  • google that shit
  • Group: Member
  • Joined: May 23, 2009
  • Posts: 44
Whoa, crazy kindness over here, I've tittered thrice at least. Thank you for the positive/constructive feedback!

I was thinking of doing a little spin off where I discover tiny tribes as well as animals. I got into the drawing process, but the tiny skulls and spears and leaves and cloths were a bitch to cut out. I have that restlessness in me, like my blood is saturated in energy drinks. I start to sweat and shake and my butthole makes a fist and I just can't stand it. But I shall try my best when the weather gets better!


Just for you. <3