Warning! This game contains girls with flatuence as well as other things that may not be suitable for minors. Parental supervision is suggested for minors due to some explict material and cursing. I also do not recommend playing this with your parents because they may think there is something very seriously wrong about you.


Backstory

Basically, this game is following in footsteps of Bedtime Story series as well as Skunk+Maid . Playing those games before playing this is very much recomended or some (read;most) of the things mentioned will go flying off your head. This demo has taken almost two years in the making, most of the time which I've spent on making other, better games.



The return of fan favorites and people you never even cared about


Plot

It is the final days of the war between the good puppets and the evil toys.Betty has been able to sneak into the base of Dr.Albano from within he uncovers a horrible plan... Dr.Albano has joined forces with such horrible names as Ninjagirl and Poopy Pants!



In the meantime, not all is well in the land of omgwtfbbq as Skunkgirl decided that life as a pumpkin wasn't all that glamorous as she thought it'd be. So she asked the king to turn her back to being a skunk, so now she can turn from skunk to pumpkin at any given time. She joins your frey with this amazing skill, coupled with the previous powers of being able to walk and talk to people!




The final battle is at hand, now is your chance to finally save the world!


Features

* First game that has almost everything I ever done thrown together into blender of insane.

* Farting. A lot of farting.

* Many gameplay elements that change; CBS, ABS, and much more. Each hero has their own way of playing and handling things.

* Completely unique soundtrack unlike you've ever heard anything alike before! Aside the ripped songs from Metal Gear Solid and Castlevania and such.

* And much more!




"All legends are 100% accurate" - The grand list of RPG cliches



To play this game, you have to be mature enough to handle the prospect that yes, girls do indeed fart. There's also butt or two and stuff like that. Oh and some blood at few ocassions. You can be any age really, as long as you can handle things like that used in comedic context.


Note: The demo is called Secret Project which was the name used while working on the project. Full version will be named Farts are Forever.

www.asciinetwork.com/GiveMeBeer/secret.exe

I also do not recommend playing this with your parents because they may think there is something very seriously wrong about you.

," said MISTER BIG T, his eyes brimming with a distinct lack of roguish irony

I do not see what's so ironic about that. I've not shown this to my parents.

I read that metal gear screenshot on Col. Campbell's voice.

Shadow is your average Col.Campbell, Master Miller, and bit of Otacon tossed in together.

I'll be honest the RTP and substandard map design are the only things that keeps me from playing this game.

I'm sorry to hear about the RTP, albeit it's not really all RTP; there's very many edits and custom stuff, like the codec and stuff like ABS, CBS, the transformation system, and such are gameplay wise custom made. There are a LOT of custom graphical stuff and I do a lot with the RTP and their edits. There's even a short movie clip (full game will have more movies, I cut one panty comercial away to not make the game too big) and I assure you, the game over is not included in the rtp. The map design varies completely depending on which world it is. Dr.Albano's factory and our world are totally different than say, Box ship or Evil King's Castle.  The music is 99% rtp free (I think there's one or two rtp songs), though there are few ripped songs like I mentioned.



Here is showing some of the custom stuff, a hand drawn map done specifically for the game as well as an original sprite. (I think, it's been a while) It is part of the intro cinematic.




Here is the ABS boss fight against Father Time. It's a really hard fight too and involves various phases that "alter time."


If those really are the only reasons that are keeping you back, I highly recommend to give it a try anyway.



Fun fact; I was going to put Mary from Little Girl That Could into the game too but decided to replace her with Hikari in the end. Even though Hikari technically isn't character created by me, I think I'm one of the few people to actually having seen Scat Tragedy 2 and writing my own story for it.

it's kind of incredible how the rpg making scene (or whatever) has either completely changed since 2000 or is borderline dead, or something, I don't know, I don't really keep up with it anymore, but the one constant in the past 12 years or so has been mister big t's games.  haven't you made like a million games dude?  and they all look like more or less the same poop joke.  and at first I thought the graphics were just bizarrely incompetent, but then I thought it was part of the joke, but now I'm not even sure what to think because it's been 12 years and they look exactly the same.  it's fascinating.  keep it up forever man. 

It's part of the joke, the graphics are actually not always bad, is just if they're based on the Bedtime Story and such games.


I've made ass load of games, not all of them are poop jokes. Dooms games for instance, are more about paying tribute to old classic horror movies and telling stories about human psyche. My new game project is also not poop humor.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPywyUuCNaw&feature=relmfu

Don't worry about the RTP. personally I don't see this working without it.

That is very true actually. Thank you Earl, that was said better than I could.