Topic: "I am the keymaster..." (Read 169 times)

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Been toying around with an old coat I love so dearly, gradually morphing it into what I affectionately call my "Apocalypse Suit". I don't even know if this is a suitable addition to this particular forum, but I'm a daring bastard and, frankly, all this worry is giving me a stiffy.


Unfortunately, I only display the left side of the coat, but it's the side with the most dangly bits and shiny shiny knick knacks, so whatever. Tell me what you think!





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ahaha

what are the keys for?
DEUCE: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES  THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE<br />DEUCE: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS<br />PANTS: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES<br />DEUCE: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS
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No fuckin' clue. I figure in a post-apocalyptic setting with no TV or readily-available hot meals/hot porn, a person might succumb to boredom much quicker than excepted. The keys are just a manic obsession, a collection. I figure if certain resources become rarer due to the incompetence of the denizens of a failed world, then even simple things like heavy metals wound into intricate or elegant patterns (as simple as an s-shaped rod or pop can tabs) might become genuinely interesting to a wanderer.
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I like it, feels very fallout, madmax.
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Hmm....looks like that jacket needs some pee. Pee on it.