my brother was telling me earlier that he's up for a new job as head of the dairy department or something in Tesco right, and so I started making jokes about how he could start up a blackmarket dairy trade in the shop, dishing out close to sell by date cheeses for favours and stuff like that. he said it wasn't a funny joke but i thought it was pretty funny and i was looking forward to taking the schtick a lot further than he would tolerate so i was pretty let down by that. it was a few hours ago but it just popped into my head again just now.

pssh...what a bummer!

now that's exactly the kind of wordplay he could have gotten on board with.

that is udderly terrible

in the words of b.simpson, you should have told your brother "[to ][/to] have a cow, man!"

oh dairy

If your bro is gonna be head of the department, he must be pulling in some real cheddar, yo.

i dont give edam about this can we cheese stop it.

fed up with these "dear dairy" threads

boirsan

emmental, my dear jmickle

i hope i don't Stand Alone in liking this thread

this topic really teaches my grandmother to suck eggs

I've got no idea what any of you are talking about.