The point of Lot is that you are scum and we can ruin your life any time we want, but if you give us what we want, you'll be fine, even if it seems like you won't be. Sacrifice all your possessions for us. Accept your inferiority, or tell yourself it's for love.

His daughters were supposed to be evil & untrustworthy & gross. Their fictional sons were the progenitors of neighboring nations that Israel fought with a lot, and those guys were all shifty inbred bastards. Funny bigots

i liked how Job ended originally. cos the happy ending was added way later, right after where the original text ends - originally it was about god telling job his fucking place (after the hella' misfortunes), goddamn!!!

I like the South Park enactment of the story of Job the best, basically because throughout the entire tale Job accepts everything that is coming to him without a single complaint, and ends up living the rest of his life in terrible pain and misery while knowing and never questioning his place the entire time, right before God says to Satan: "See? SEE?! Job still worships me!"

God sure showed HIM. I just really wish that the story didn't end there though, like Satan notices this pattern and he then replies "Well okay, Job is genuinely super-devout for you, but he is just one guy who just so happens to be exceptionally devout. What about this OTHER guy who ALSO worships you and you ALSO shower with all these other blessings? I bet HE wouldn't be so keen on praising your name if you took away everything HE ever cared about and struck HIM with all these afflictions."