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Like if we wanted to do a Hideo Kojima right now I would pick World War II because we're the fucking Medal of Honor generation and WWII is just this neverending thing in our subconscious that is slowing driving us insane. But yeah like develop off of that CYBORG HITLER HEAD imagery from Bionic Commando and make that the most normal element of the game.

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i think i liked MGS 1 2 3 because they sort of felt like videogame equivalent of watching weird oneiric genre movies at 2am where instead of following the narrative you just kind of get caught up in moment-to-moment scenes of people yelling at each other or sudden dramatic closeups or a car chase(?) where both participents just seem to be driving in circles through an empty parking lot and crashing through the same cardboard boxes each time.
 
like all of those goofy once-off game mechanics that don't do much other than replicate some kind of imagery stolen from movies / press X to smoke and have snake stare ruefully at it while intense music plays and there's a really slow cut of the butt falling slowly to the floor.
 
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i'm 99% sure that this is being too fair on these things since i can only remember the funny stuff and not the 90 hours of conversation about some bullshit but i feel the same way about those films.
 
also all the stuff about Hideo Kojima Famous Auteur Of Vidcons is pretty gross i think, we have freeindiegam.es etc, there is less need to get so uptight about clawing back anything of value from dessicated industry pit that you'll humour 100 fucking hours of custom knife physics and misogyny just to hear some radio broadcasts sort of opaquely talk about postmodernism or opening 1000 lockers ingame so yoy can find the one which has a dirty magazine inside (otacon will call your radio if you read this magazine!! ensuing cutscene is totally draining and intermineable and only worth reading about when you're not exposed to the game itself).
 
maybe it's less to do with the games themselves and more how they're seen but i think i'd have more tolerence for kojima / suda51 / deadly premonition stuff if they didn't have to be humourlessly pedestalled just to maintain illusion of an interesting or vital culture going on, rather than just being taken as goofy or intermittently interesting games. what if cinema only had one director and it was russ meyer and he got seven billion dollars to keep remaking the same movie about women hitting each other and rolling around except it has an extra 3hours of dramatic awfully-written conversation each time because everyone's afraid of spooking the one guy who has some semblance of a personality. it sounds cool, but it probably wouldn't be cool.
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Man first the feminism thing, now hating on MGS the only thing that is holy.

What next? STEAK? Are you going to denounce steak?

LMAO YES. WHAT NEXT, BACON? ARE THESE MOTHERFUCKERS GONNA DENOUNCE BACON?? NOT ON MY WATCH. *cocks shotgun*
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Mgs would be better if Kojima didn't get paid. Like if he was some weirdo in an oldfolks home who only reads Japanese translations of Tom Clancy novels and every couple years someone from Konami steals his diary every couple years. It'd be a little more excusable than making that clown a billionaire for deciding that the fat man named "fat man" should roll around on rollerskates and u need to cartwheel out of his way.
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I'm not a huge fan of MGS, they were just OK games. (though the stealth genre definitely need more games in general)

But what I really don't get is the hate towards Kojima? unless you guys are just trolling Geodude.

Kojima always seemed like a nice guy to me.
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Mgs would be better if Kojima didn't get paid. Like if he was some weirdo in an oldfolks home who only reads Japanese translations of Tom Clancy novels and every couple years someone from Konami steals his diary every couple years. It'd be a little more excusable than making that clown a billionaire for deciding that the fat man named "fat man" should roll around on rollerskates and u need to cartwheel out of his way.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fat_Man but yeah you probably knew that
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I'm looking forward to future Metal Gear Solid video games.
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has anyone else noticed that the stealth in MGS really sucks compared to just about any game with stealth, even MGS 3 which was much more focused on stealth than any of the other ones.  Maybe its just the perspective that the game gives you, which is very limited, especially with camera control.
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japanese inconvenient playcontrol/camera angle fixation. See Resident Evil series
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I like that shitty camera angle stuff cuz its like, we're making you deal with this awful shit from a horrible perspective
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fat_Man but yeah you probably knew that

Next you'll be telling me that there is this 5-star general character in the game named "Chicken Hawk" that is a mutated hybrid of a man, and two types of birds who is constantly shooting at you from a distance with a high-powered rifle, but every time you try to get close enough to him to finish him off, he just flies off to another perch to start the process all over again.
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Next you'll be telling me that there is this 5-star general character in the game named "Chicken Hawk" that is a mutated hybrid of a man, and two types of birds who is constantly shooting at you from a distance with a high-powered rifle, but every time you try to get close enough to him to finish him off, he just flies off to another perch to start the process all over again.

the second half of this statement pretty closely describes the fight with The End in mgs3