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Topic: HAIKU BATTLE (Read 2202 times)

goldenratio

#41 December 21, 2012, 06:55:57 pm
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heard words nerd, herd curds
spring king wringing fingers clean
balk a talk to walk
yes coulombs are "germaine", did you learn that word at talk like a dick school?
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cowardknower

#42 December 21, 2012, 09:23:43 pm
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Quote from: goldenratio on December 21, 2012, 06:55:57 pm
heard words nerd, herd curds
spring king wringing fingers clean
balk a talk to walk

come on, john, really?
dont need your shit so get off it.
youve got bon bon tits.
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cowardknower

#43 December 21, 2012, 09:25:29 pm
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Quote from: goldenratio on December 21, 2012, 06:55:57 pm
heard words nerd, herd curds
spring king wringing fingers clean
balk a talk to walk

furthermore, observe:
your line two ended early.
leave the adults be.
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goldenratio

#44 December 21, 2012, 09:49:48 pm
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line two was 7
syllables i counted them
like a hundred times
yes coulombs are "germaine", did you learn that word at talk like a dick school?
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JMickle

#45 December 22, 2012, 12:09:36 am
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look at these suckers
argue over syllables
whoe gives a fuck about 5 anyway
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JMickle

#46 December 22, 2012, 12:10:36 am
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bitch cant even read
"nyeh nyeh nyeh look at your 2"
there aint a mistake
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JMickle

#47 December 22, 2012, 12:11:24 am
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next time try to fight
someone who aint gonna be
destroying you, bitch.
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Faust

#48 December 22, 2012, 12:23:25 am
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You must give a shit
about the syllables or
else-wise what's the point?
Hey hey hey
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JMickle

#49 December 22, 2012, 12:30:42 am
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attacking amounts
of syllables when you could
spit mad words is dumb
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hero_bash

#50 December 22, 2012, 01:45:06 am
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as far as i know
as long as (n) (n+2)
and (n). it's haiku
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DIRTBIKE666

#51 December 23, 2012, 08:00:32 am
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eat my stanking crud
enjoy a steaming turd meal
I'm not good with poems
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Neuropath

#52 December 23, 2012, 08:51:06 am
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Quote from: HB Hero Bash on December 22, 2012, 01:45:06 am
as far as i know
as long as (n) (n+2)
and (n). it's haiku

Good haiku compares
Two things meaningfully like
Mine does but not yours

...

Pedant and good man
One cannot be both at once
I am so ashamed

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JMickle

#53 December 24, 2012, 01:46:42 am
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i am tired and
i have been very stressful
please be nice to me
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cowardknower

#54 December 24, 2012, 06:30:28 pm
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lol
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hero_bash

#55 December 25, 2012, 07:57:04 am
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do you give a shit
about rhyme as well cause it
is where the poem hit
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JMickle

#56 December 27, 2012, 09:12:03 pm
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rhyming with a
word in the middle of a
sentence sucks major balls
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cowardknower

#57 December 27, 2012, 10:29:56 pm
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a big succulant
phallus awaits your suction.
i will be waiting.
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