My collection of Wishmoo stories. No I didn't save collections of these, I just saved all my old IRC logs from 12+ years ago and now I get to share them with you. Excuse us for being teenagers.
 
tldr of my personal story; she sent me some email, that I have no recollection of now. I posted it to the RPG Infinity forums and next thing I know she was on the phone with my dad threatening me with a lawsuit, and something about us being illegal because we were one of the last hosts of the Don Miguel RM2K files.
 
 

Jun 29 2002
{9:36 PM} <wishmoo> the matrix sucked
{9:36 PM} <Dial-Up> Is Dungeons and Dragons any good?
{9:36 PM} <wishmoo> no
{9:36 PM} <hukt-own-fonikz> dunno.
{9:36 PM} * Dial-Up slaps wishmoo around a bit with Excalibur.
{9:36 PM} * Dial-Up slaps wishmoo around a bit with Excalibur.
{9:36 PM} * Dial-Up slaps wishmoo around a bit with Excalibur.
{9:36 PM} * Dial-Up slaps wishmoo around a bit with Excalibur.
{9:36 PM} * Dial-Up slaps wishmoo around a bit with Excalibur.
{9:36 PM} <Narcisse_Ialeigh> I heard tha movie is bad
{9:36 PM} * Dial-Up slaps wishmoo around a bit with Excalibur.
{9:36 PM} * Dial-Up slaps wishmoo around a bit with Excalibur.
{9:36 PM} * wishmoo slaps Dial-Up upside the head
{9:36 PM} * Dial-Up slaps wishmoo around a bit with Excalibur.
{9:36 PM} <hukt-own-fonikz> my gf gave it to me for valentines day.
{9:36 PM} * Dial-Up slaps wishmoo around a bit with Excalibur.
{9:36 PM} * Temujin slaps Dial-Up around a bit with a large trout
{9:36 PM} * Dial-Up slaps wishmoo around a bit with Excalibur.
{9:36 PM} * Narcisse_Ialeigh blinks
{9:36 PM} * Dial-Up slaps wishmoo around a bit with Excalibur.
{9:36 PM} <hukt-own-fonikz> and i still havent watched it :o
{9:36 PM} <Komata> lol..
{9:36 PM} * Temujin slaps Dial-Up around a bit with a large trout
{9:36 PM} * Dial-Up slaps wishmoo around a bit with Excalibur.
{9:36 PM} * Temujin slaps Dial-Up around a bit with a large trout
{9:36 PM} <hukt-own-fonikz> im a horrible person
{9:36 PM} * Dial-Up slaps wishmoo around a bit with Excalibur.
{9:36 PM} <Narcisse_Ialeigh> why are you slapping each other?
{9:36 PM} * Dial-Up slaps wishmoo around a bit with Excalibur.
{9:36 PM} <Temujin> ENOUGH.
{9:36 PM} <wishmoo> um
{9:36 PM} <Narcisse_Ialeigh> stop it before i get smitey!
{9:36 PM} <wishmoo> hooked
{9:37 PM} <wishmoo> hukt
{9:37 PM} <Ser[WillyBeamishing]> FRUCK
{9:37 PM} *** Temujin was kicked by hukt-own-fonikz (shut up.)
{9:37 PM} -giznet.ca.us.dynastynet.net- *** You cannot kick Temujin from #rpg_infinity because Temujin is channel protected
{9:37 PM} <Ser[WillyBeamishing]> NO MORE SPAM
{9:37 PM} <Ser[WillyBeamishing]> Espescially
{9:37 PM} <Ser[WillyBeamishing]> when i'm not doing it
{9:37 PM} <hukt-own-fonikz> o_O
{9:37 PM} <Ser[WillyBeamishing]> now
{9:37 PM} <Ser[WillyBeamishing]> i have almost beat it
{9:37 PM} <Ser[WillyBeamishing]> so shut up
{9:37 PM} <hukt-own-fonikz> lol.
{9:37 PM} <Dial-Up> Heh
{9:37 PM} * hukt-own-fonikz says "Baah" at Ser[WillyBeamishing] with TEH BYRAN!!!
{9:37 PM} <wishmoo> hukt
{9:37 PM} <wishmoo> HUKT
{9:37 PM} <hukt-own-fonikz> yeh?
{9:37 PM} <hukt-own-fonikz> WHAT :O
{9:37 PM} <wishmoo> please kick dial up for me
{9:37 PM} <hukt-own-fonikz> why :P
{9:37 PM} <Dial-Up> [21:42] <wishmoo> the matrix sucked <-- He deserved it.
{9:37 PM} <hukt-own-fonikz> it sjust some harmless fun.
{9:37 PM} <hukt-own-fonikz> she*
{9:37 PM} <hukt-own-fonikz> :P
{9:38 PM} <Dial-Up> Same thing.

 
 

Jun 28 2003
{9:59 PM} <hukt-own-fonikz> Guess everyone heard what wishmoo did.
{9:59 PM} <Doozer> What?
{9:59 PM} <hukt-own-fonikz> This morning.
{9:59 PM} <RobertHMayfire> Hukt: ---->4Kaguya
{9:59 PM} <hukt-own-fonikz> o_O what about him?
{9:59 PM} <RobertHMayfire> Got out of bed...?
{9:59 PM} <Doozer> What did she do this morning?
{10:00 PM} <hukt-own-fonikz> She called my house.
{10:00 PM} <hukt-own-fonikz> She was talking to my dad when I woke up.
{10:00 PM} <hukt-own-fonikz> So.
{10:00 PM} <Doozer> Oh give me a fucking break
{10:00 PM} <hukt-own-fonikz> She buttered him up.
{10:00 PM} <hukt-own-fonikz> My dad's a moron.
{10:00 PM} <hukt-own-fonikz> And he can't argue. He's too soft.
{10:00 PM} <hukt-own-fonikz> Anyways.
{10:00 PM} <ShaunOfShadou> Oh, hey Hukt.
{10:00 PM} <hukt-own-fonikz> She said she could sue for libel (the written defamation of a person).
{10:00 PM} <hukt-own-fonikz> Hey Shaun.
{10:00 PM} <Doozer> Which is a horrible lie
{10:00 PM} <hukt-own-fonikz> So I have to keep all GGZ flames off of my site.
{10:00 PM} <hukt-own-fonikz> No, its true if someone flames her.
{10:01 PM} <hukt-own-fonikz> Which really, we don't.
{10:01 PM} * Kaguya is now known as ze
{10:01 PM} <hukt-own-fonikz> I just posted that email.
{10:01 PM} <Doozer> She can't sue for libel
{10:01 PM} <hukt-own-fonikz> That's not defaming her.
{10:01 PM} <hukt-own-fonikz> She can :/
{10:01 PM} <Doozer> No, she can't.
{10:01 PM} <hukt-own-fonikz> :P Why not?
{10:01 PM} <Doozer> Because libel is making untrue statements about a person
{10:01 PM} <hukt-own-fonikz> Yeah.
{10:01 PM} <Eternal_Blood> Libel isn't the written defamation of a person, Chris...
{10:01 PM} <hukt-own-fonikz> And people were making statements about her.
{10:01 PM} <Doozer> And so far all I've heard is "she sucks"
{10:01 PM} <Eternal_Blood> No...
{10:01 PM} <Doozer> That's opinion, not a statement of fac
{10:01 PM} <Doozer> t
{10:01 PM} <Eternal_Blood> That's not what livel is.
{10:01 PM} <hukt-own-fonikz> o_o
{10:01 PM} <hukt-own-fonikz> I looked it up.
{10:02 PM} <hukt-own-fonikz> Libel is written, slander is verbal.
{10:02 PM} <RobertHMayfire> That's bull shit. You can stop someone from flaming! It's free speech.
{10:02 PM} <Eternal_Blood> Yes, libel has to be written.
{10:02 PM} <Doozer> She can't sue.  It would never hold up.
{10:02 PM} <Eternal_Blood> I know that.
{10:02 PM} <Eternal_Blood> But it's not defamation..
{10:02 PM} <Doozer> Hukt, let me put it to you this way
{10:03 PM} <Doozer> I can write a web site called "Hukt-Own-Fonikz Sucks Ass"
{10:03 PM} <Eternal_Blood> Libel and slander are both saying things of a person that are untrue and are harzardous to their ability to a job and their ability to contribute to society.
{10:03 PM} <ze> Written calumny.
{10:03 PM} <Doozer> And you can't do shit
{10:03 PM} <Doozer> But if I write
{10:03 PM} <Doozer> "Hukt-Own-Fonikz eats babies for breakfast"
{10:03 PM} <Doozer> Then you have some ground.
{10:03 PM} <Eternal_Blood> Doozer's right.
{10:03 PM} <Eternal_Blood> Because "eat babies for breakfast" makes people not want to hire you, or buy your product, etc.
{10:04 PM} <Eternal_Blood> it's a bit of an extreme example..
{10:04 PM} <Doozer> Hehe
{10:04 PM} <ze> This is the product of THE guy who eats babies!! *thumbs up*
{10:04 PM} <Eternal_Blood> ANd the hyperbole of it all wouldn't apply in court..
{10:04 PM} <Doozer> Well, no
{10:04 PM} <Eternal_Blood> But the idea is there.
{10:04 PM} <Doozer> Yeah.
{10:05 PM} <Captain-Mew> If hukt ate babies, we'd be calling him Fat Bastard.
{10:05 PM} <Doozer> heh
{10:05 PM} <Captain-Mew> "Baby, it's what's for dinner!"
{10:05 PM} <hukt-own-fonikz> Ok wait what.
{10:05 PM} <Captain-Mew> "Baby, the other OTHER white meat!"
{10:05 PM} <Eternal_Blood> Understand, Chris?
{10:05 PM} <hukt-own-fonikz> Some people were in fact saying stuff.
{10:05 PM} <hukt-own-fonikz> And because it's in my forums, I'm responsible.
{10:05 PM} <Doozer> Sorry, I have to go eat dinner
{10:05 PM} <Doozer> I'll be back a bit later
{10:05 PM} <hukt-own-fonikz> Cya d00z.
{10:06 PM} <Doozer> Good luck Hukt
{10:06 PM} <hukt-own-fonikz> THanks.
{10:06 PM} <Eternal_Blood> The libel that was said on RPGi was that wishmoo does not affliate with certain people because of personal reasons.
{10:06 PM} <Eternal_Blood> And that she lets personal reasons interfere with business.
{10:06 PM} <Eternal_Blood> And whether it's true or not..  It's still libel.
{10:06 PM} <hukt-own-fonikz> Yeah. I know.
{10:06 PM} <Captain-Mew> E_B: DCC about 1/2way done.
{10:07 PM} <Captain-Mew> 30min or so left
{10:08 PM} * Xenirasfalken ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: )
{10:08 PM} <Eternal_Blood> I see that.
{10:08 PM} <Eternal_Blood> And Chris, know what it is that you're being accused of before you say anything else.  ~_~
{10:08 PM} <KirbyMario> ...
{10:09 PM} <Eternal_Blood> Because in all honesty, the system can easily be manipulated in your favour.
{10:11 PM} <RobertHMayfire> brb
{10:11 PM} <hukt-own-fonikz> I know it.
{10:11 PM} <hukt-own-fonikz> But still.
{10:11 PM} <hukt-own-fonikz> I didn't get the chance to talk to her.
{10:11 PM} <hukt-own-fonikz> He wouldn't let me.
{10:11 PM} <hukt-own-fonikz> I was like. OMG.
{10:11 PM} <hukt-own-fonikz> I was yelling at him so she'd hear.
{10:11 PM} <hukt-own-fonikz> LEMME TALK TO THAT NOLIFE 40 YEAR OLD
{10:14 PM} <Eternal_Blood> LoL.
{10:14 PM} * RobertHMayfire ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout)
{10:14 PM} <Eternal_Blood> How'd she get your phone number?  o_O
{10:16 PM} <hukt-own-fonikz> Probably whois'd my site.

 
 

Jul 31 2003
{11:10 AM} <Michael_Chandra> Pity I don't want to get banned at GGZ yet
{11:10 AM} <Michael_Chandra> Then again, the site is boring and many members are dumb. And the only forum I read gets like 5 topics per day
{11:11 AM} <Michael_Chandra> booooooooooooring
{11:12 AM} <Michael_Chandra> So there's not really any reason why I shouldn't lure Wishmoo out
{11:12 AM} <Faust> <Michael_Chandra> Anyway, RPG Advocate told me I'm completely immune to her because I live in the Netherlands <--- Lol yep.
{11:12 AM} <Michael_Chandra> And completely crash her with GOOD arguments
{11:12 AM} <Faust> Same with me and the UK. And the fact that I understand the Law.
{11:12 AM} <Faust> Well if you do then she'll turn on your friends.
{11:13 AM} <Faust> RPG Infinity IS in the US.
{11:13 AM} <Michael_Chandra> She can't do that
{11:13 AM} <Michael_Chandra> I'll only talk about her on a site
{11:13 AM} <Michael_Chandra> So RPGi is doing nothing wrong
{11:13 AM} <Faust> She has a habit of getting sites taken down XD.
{11:13 AM} <Faust> It's better just to leave her alone.
{11:13 AM} * Faust hasn't spoken to her in months, and it's been good.
{11:13 AM} <Michael_Chandra> She lied in PMs she sent me
{11:14 AM} <Michael_Chandra> She's an obvious pms case
{11:14 AM} <Faust> :o?
{11:14 AM} <Michael_Chandra> First, she said she never had sued someone or had theathened to sue anyone
{11:14 AM} <Faust> Seriously, the best plan is just to drop it. It benefits NO ONE lol.
{11:14 AM} <Michael_Chandra> Second, she went whining about an official cease-and-desist from Enterbrain
{11:14 AM} <Faust> XD
{11:14 AM} <Michael_Chandra> Heh, I just FEEL like trashing her
{11:14 AM} <Michael_Chandra> There's no such thing, by the way
{11:15 AM} <Michael_Chandra> She was lying to Hukt as well in that e-mail a while ago
{11:15 AM} <Michael_Chandra> She basically said she had kicked him out of the affiliates list because of other reasons as well
{11:16 AM} <Michael_Chandra> while it was ONLY because she didn't like Hellfusion's boss' prank
{11:16 AM} <Faust> She lied to me a lot too, and Bart. It's not like we haven't told a few porkies in our times though heh.
{11:16 AM} <Faust> XD
{11:17 AM} <Michael_Chandra> But I can completely trash her on that
{11:17 AM} <Michael_Chandra> And I completely disliked her sending me a PM that sounded as if she was going to ban me, with whining, when she misunderstood a post of mine at RPGi
{11:18 AM} <Michael_Chandra> I defended myself and she sent me a PM saying "nobody here hates rpgi or you and nobody is threatening"
{11:18 AM} <Michael_Chandra> Nothing about that she had misunderstood me and that my post was based on personal experiences with her
{11:19 AM} <Michael_Chandra> When I sent back "Why did you then send me a PM sounding as if you're going to ban me as soon as I've read it?" she never replied
{11:19 AM} <Michael_Chandra> She doesn't like being proven wrong, I guess, quickly backed away. Bitch
{11:19 AM} <Faust> XD
{11:20 AM} <Michael_Chandra> She acts like a flamer: skips through your 1-hour work message, ignores the content and picks out lines she can uses against you that only people with 1 ounce of brains will agree on with her

 
 

Fri Aug 01 2003
{2:33 AM} <TwoBeers> it's a free channel... sorta
{2:33 AM} <Tweetle> unless your from ggz.
{2:33 AM} <Tweetle>
{2:33 AM} <manager> ... O_O'
{2:33 AM} <TwoBeers> XD
{2:33 AM} <RJC4LIFE> yep, hasn't cost me a dime so far
{2:33 AM} <TwoBeers> yeah, wishmoo is annoying
{2:33 AM} <hukt-own-fonikz> Yep.
{2:33 AM} <hukt-own-fonikz> Hate hate hate.
{2:34 AM} <manager> XD~
{2:34 AM} <RJC4LIFE> GGZ sucks ass
{2:34 AM} <Tweetle> LIEK OMEG
{2:34 AM} <hukt-own-fonikz> Yep.
{2:34 AM} <RJC4LIFE> and not just any ass
{2:34 AM} <hukt-own-fonikz> Horrible layout.
{2:34 AM} <hukt-own-fonikz> Hell, it's worse that ours.
{2:34 AM} <manager> actually GGZ people are kind
{2:34 AM} <hukt-own-fonikz> And right now, ours sucks.
{2:34 AM} <TwoBeers> I suppose hearing about wishmoo's ranting and raving is fun, but getting it must suck
{2:34 AM} <Tweetle> do they really need all those staff members?
{2:34 AM} <RJC4LIFE> carrot tops ass
{2:34 AM} <hukt-own-fonikz> Yep.
{2:34 AM} <hukt-own-fonikz> It blows.
{2:34 AM} <hukt-own-fonikz> I hate it.
{2:34 AM} <hukt-own-fonikz> I can't stand her.
{2:34 AM} <TwoBeers> GGZ people = people
{2:34 AM} <hukt-own-fonikz> LMAO.
{2:34 AM} <TwoBeers> RPGi people = people
{2:34 AM} <hukt-own-fonikz> Tweetle.
{2:34 AM} <hukt-own-fonikz> Those staff members.
{2:34 AM} <Tweetle> :o
{2:34 AM} <hukt-own-fonikz> They're all spies.
{2:34 AM} <TwoBeers> XD
{2:34 AM} <manager> XD~
{2:35 AM} <hukt-own-fonikz> They constantly monitor other sites, waiting for lawsuits to happen.
{2:35 AM} <RJC4LIFE> Ass spies
{2:35 AM} <TwoBeers> think one is watching DC... RIGHT NOW!?
{2:35 AM} <manager> she has a son on GGZ too right?
{2:35 AM} <Tweetle> yeah
{2:35 AM} <hukt-own-fonikz> Then they report back to wishmoo and she flies in to try and destroy another site.
{2:35 AM} <Tweetle> it used to be his site.
{2:35 AM} <hukt-own-fonikz> Her son owns it.
{2:35 AM} <Tweetle> untill she like beat him
{2:35 AM} <manager> *ack*
{2:35 AM} <hukt-own-fonikz> Lmao.
{2:35 AM} <Tweetle> untill she got it.
{2:35 AM} <manager> nightmare
{2:35 AM} <Tweetle> 'MOM I JUST WANT MY SITE'
{2:35 AM} <Tweetle> "SHUTUP"
{2:35 AM} <manager> XD~
{2:35 AM} <hukt-own-fonikz> She tried to tell me its her site.
{2:35 AM} <Tweetle> 'NO MOM'
{2:35 AM} <RJC4LIFE> Wishmoo?? Where have I heard that name before?
{2:35 AM} <Tweetle> 'NOT THE BELT'
{2:35 AM} <hukt-own-fonikz> I was like omg shut up you bitch.
{2:36 AM} <manager> XD~
{2:36 AM} <hukt-own-fonikz> It's registered under Q, and she told my dad its his site.
{2:36 AM} <Tweetle> she contacted you?!
{2:36 AM} <Tweetle> XD
{2:36 AM} <manager> XD~
{2:36 AM} <hukt-own-fonikz> Yes.
{2:36 AM} <hukt-own-fonikz> Were you not around then?
{2:36 AM} <hukt-own-fonikz> She threatened the hell out of me with lawsuits.
{2:36 AM} <TwoBeers> she told your DAD?!
{2:36 AM} <hukt-own-fonikz> Yeah. She called my house.
{2:36 AM} <manager> *ack* the nightnare
{2:36 AM} <TwoBeers> omfg
{2:36 AM} <manager> *nightmare
{2:37 AM} <TwoBeers> she must sound like a cow or something
{2:37 AM} <RJC4LIFE> I know I'm the odd man out, but I like hanging out in here..intresting
{2:37 AM} <hukt-own-fonikz> Lmao.
{2:37 AM} <manager> XD~
{2:37 AM} <hukt-own-fonikz> I didn't talk to her.
{2:37 AM} <TwoBeers> at least a neo-nazi
{2:37 AM} <hukt-own-fonikz> I yelled at her though.
{2:37 AM} <hukt-own-fonikz> Called her a whote.
{2:37 AM} <hukt-own-fonikz> ...whore*
{2:37 AM} <manager> XD~
{2:37 AM} <TwoBeers> I don't know, whote sounds more offensive
{2:37 AM} <Tweetle> holy shit
{2:37 AM} <hukt-own-fonikz> Haha.
{2:37 AM} <Tweetle> man
{2:37 AM} <TwoBeers> mainly because of it's ambiguity
{2:37 AM} <Tweetle> if she called my house.
{2:37 AM} <RJC4LIFE> It does
{2:37 AM} <TwoBeers> or however you spell it ^_^;;;
{2:37 AM} <Tweetle> and my mom answered
{2:37 AM} <Tweetle> and she tried to bitch my MOM out.
{2:37 AM} <Tweetle> my mom would slaughter her.
{2:37 AM} <TwoBeers> XD
{2:37 AM} <hukt-own-fonikz> My mom would have too.
{2:37 AM} <Tweetle> seriously.
{2:38 AM} <hukt-own-fonikz> She's lucky she talked to my dad.
{2:38 AM} <Tweetle> my mom is the most vulgar
{2:38 AM} <Tweetle> profain
{2:38 AM} <manager> I would like her to call my house and talk to my parents XD~
{2:38 AM} <Tweetle> peeson
{2:38 AM} <hukt-own-fonikz> Mine too
{2:38 AM} <Tweetle> I've ever met.
{2:38 AM} <RJC4LIFE> ambiguity..yeah that's right
{2:38 AM} <hukt-own-fonikz> So anyways.
{2:38 AM} <TwoBeers> my mom would probably just make up some cute name for her
{2:38 AM} <RJC4LIFE> My parents are dead
{2:38 AM} <hukt-own-fonikz> That happens.
{2:38 AM} <hukt-own-fonikz> And we get rid of the flames and stuff towards GGZ.
{2:38 AM} <hukt-own-fonikz> And then Beers made that image with he avatar.
{2:38 AM} <Tweetle> my mom would be like 'oh really? well i think you're a cunt who needs to leave 15 year old boys online alone'
{2:38 AM} <hukt-own-fonikz> And she comes to me saying that we've been flaming her and bothering her all along.
{2:39 AM} <manager> XD~
{2:39 AM} <hukt-own-fonikz> I was like wtf you moron.
{2:39 AM} <TwoBeers> XD
{2:39 AM} <hukt-own-fonikz> I didn't even know it was your avatar.
{2:39 AM} <Tweetle> did she MAKE it?
{2:39 AM} <hukt-own-fonikz> I don't care you've been messing with us the whole time.
{2:39 AM} <Tweetle> is it COPYRIGHTED?
{2:39 AM} <hukt-own-fonikz> Somebody did for her.
{2:39 AM} <TwoBeers> I should have replaced it with a dilbo
{2:39 AM} <hukt-own-fonikz> Haha.
{2:39 AM} <hukt-own-fonikz> Dilbo.
{2:39 AM} <TwoBeers> dildo*
{2:39 AM} <hukt-own-fonikz> Dilbo Baggins.