College? I thought you'd be about 30 by now...
college isn't just for young people! for example the average age of the cleveland state student is like THIRTY-TWO or something crazy so maybe he goes to one of those schools that somehow attract almost exclusively adults. or maybe he doesn't since i'm sure there're older people in some quantity at just about every college. going back to school, or getting a late start, isn't all that rare.
also holy shit it's abraxa
ALSO also that is what we in the biz refer to as an exaggeration.