How do I ask for it without appearing like a wannabe druggie moron?

Don't know if this question's been asked already but

I really want to try salvia. There's a smokeshop near my house that seems like it would have it, but I have no idea how to ask for it without appearing like a moron.

How do I ask for it without appearing like a wannabe druggie moron?

Look around the shop a bit, if you can't find it be like 'I was looking for some Salvia (Divinorum).. do you guys have any in a concentration 20X or greater?' and when they show you... if they like pick it off the shelf then you're good if not, then just go look for yourself where they have it. You definitely want 20X at bare minimum, but 30X is where it starts getting good and even higher is gravy unless you want to do a copious amount of low X salvia.

and if you find it before you have to ask you're even better off.

dunno though, I'd wait to see what GB has to say as hes actually probably been in a headshop to buy it before. I am 17 so I have not. Though they dont card me at the actual smoke shop that I go to to buy pipe tobacco, cloves and smoke accessories and stuff because a) I come in and I'm personable, I strike up conversation with the employees if the opportunity avails itself b) I dont fuck around looking at stuff I dont want. I go right to the area where the stuff I'm looking for is at (this may be hard if you've never been in though) c) they want my business. So that works out okay for me in that situation. Yours is a bit different no?

yeah, steel and I went in there looking for salvia a while ago and talked for a while to the guy working there about the local graffiti scene, and while I looked at the smoking section for a really long time there was too much stuff there to just find any salvia.

Ive heard (not remember where, possibly wikipedia? Or was it in a radio show...), that during REM sleep, the DMT levels in your brain peak, and that it would be the actual cause of dreams.
So I would guess that a DMT trip looks a lot like a very vivid dream that mixes with your current surroundings in a big melting pot of sensations? And like with dreams, you would completely lose track of time, so a few minutes could feel like hours, or inversely, hours could feel like seconds? A bit like night terrors then? (a malfunction of your sleep in which you start dreaming before actually sleeping, or, more common, wake up and still see your dream mixed with reality for a few seconds)

Ok, so last saturday (not yesterday, but the saturday before) I did magic mushrooms in chocolate form, I had 2 bars of 5, cuban or mexican don't know exactly anymore (I'm not even sure if mexican exists) but it wasn't hawaiian. My trip wasn't that heavy, it was cool, but I wish I had more.
This tuesday I was planning on tripping with some other friends of mine, and I wondered (since I read that after you've used mushrooms, you usually need to wait a month before getting the full effect) what if I had mushrooms on that day again, which would mean there's 10 days in between give or take (counting like the few hours on saturday evening and tuesday morning as well).

Ive heard (not remember where, possibly wikipedia? Or was it in a radio show...), that during REM sleep, the DMT levels in your brain peak, and that it would be the actual cause of dreams.
So I would guess that a DMT trip looks a lot like a very vivid dream that mixes with your current surroundings in a big melting pot of sensations? And like with dreams, you would completely lose track of time, so a few minutes could feel like hours, or inversely, hours could feel like seconds? A bit like night terrors then? (a malfunction of your sleep in which you start dreaming before actually sleeping, or, more common, wake up and still see your dream mixed with reality for a few seconds)