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It is very easy pointing out BAD directoers.
That's sort of the point, though, innit? A top ten of the worst directors would take forever just to get the short list.

It's just a rule of the entertainment--people like complaining more than they like appreciating good work, and a certain class of person hates to admit to enjoying something unless there's some sort of evidence or style guide they can cite for why it's okay to like it.

Anyway, my favorite directors are mostly bad directors. Their movies might be totally flawed, but there's so much humanity in the stuff--you can really see those directors in the flaws. I guess it's like the whole "gesture of the artist" thing that they like to talk about in art history classes. So anyway, in no particular order I like Tarantino and Kevin Smith and Joss Whedon and Aaron Sorkin and Charlie Kaufman.

Or to give a separate list that I probably like just as much: Gendy Tartakovsky, Paul Dini, Giancarlo Volpe, Kazuya Tsurumaki, and Watanabe Shinichi.
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oh man i know OPINIONS and everything but this just can't go down

i mean starship troopers was pretty cool as a goofy satire but this guy did SHOWGIRLS.

and that is simply unforgivable

in other words your opinion is incorrect

He also did Total Recall, Robocop, Basic Instinct...well rated movies. Every director is allowed a few blips :P I mean, even Hitchcock made a few pretty crap movies, like Topaz, and he's generally regarded as the best director of all time.


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I also really like Werner Herzog even though I've only seen 3 or 4 movies by him and he has like 20+.
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He also did Total Recall, Robocop, Basic Instinct...well rated movies. Every director is allowed a few blips :P I mean, even Hitchcock made a few pretty crap movies, like Topaz, and he's generally regarded as the best director of all time.

yeah but i don't think you understand

showgirls is the WORST MOVIE EVER MADE.

i mean the three directors i listed all have their crappy movies but none of them are as depressingly horrible as showgirls.  i have nightmares about that movie!!
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yeah but i don't think you understand

showgirls is the WORST MOVIE EVER MADE.

i mean the three directors i listed all have their crappy movies but none of them are as depressingly horrible as showgirls.  i have nightmares about that movie!!
Fact: Showgirls is an award winning film. I suggest you take that back.
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Touché, Esh. Looks like that movie was a major slip up. I actually missed a director that would probably knock Paul Verhoeven off my list, and that's Robert Zemekis.


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1. Sofia Coppola(Lost in Translation) I don't even like any of her other movies, but I love Lost in Translation THAT much.
2. Zach Braff (Garden State)
3. Edgar Wright (Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz)
4. David Lynch (Eraserhead)
5. Stanley Kubrick (2001: A Space Odyssey, The Shining)
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Not enough essential cinema in here for my tastessss....

1) Federico Fellini, I prefer his earlier work more than his later. I have a thing for neo realism.
2) Akira Kurosawa, and I enjoy his contemparary Japan stuff more than his feudal.
3) Jean Renoir. Renoir is the shit.
4) John Cassavettes. I don't know what to say. Watch Faces it's great.
5) Louis Malle, because he's the only guy who can make a kid have sex with his mom seem like love and not incest. The pervert....

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1) Sergio Leone (Why has no one mentioned him yet? The good the bad and the ugly, Once upon a time in the west, Once Upon a Time in America (better than Godfather).)
2) Jean-Pierre Jeunet (I've only seen Amelie, but wow. AND, he's directing Life of Pi!)
3) Tim Burton (I mostly give him credit for Big Fish, I loved that film.)
4) Martin Scorsese (Good Fellas, The Aviator, Taxi Driver)
5) Guillermo del Toro (Pans Labyrinth)

I don't know if these are my all time favorites, but they're the ones off the top of my head. Although, I'm sure Leone is my favorite director, I consider every movie he's directed a masterpiece. He directed both my favorite western (Once upon a time in the West) and my favorite mobster movie (Once upon a time in America). If you're going to watch Once in  America, make sure you find the full version, which is close to four hours long.
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Updated list:

1. Wong Kar-Wai (Happy Together/Chungking Express/In the Mood for Love/2046)
2. Park Chan-Wook (Sympathy for Mr Vengeance/Oldboy/Lady Vengeance/JSA/Cut)
3. Shunji Iwai (All About Lily Chou-Chou/Arita)
4. Pen-Ek Ratanaruang (Last Life in the Universe)
5. Alejandro González Iñárritu (Amores Perros/21 Grams/Babel)
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My list in no particular order:

Sergio Leone(The Good, The Bad and the Ugly/For a few dollars/ A few dollars more)

Sam Mendes(American Beauty, Road to Perdition)

Chris Nolan(Memento, The Prestige, Batman Begins)

Zhang Yimou?(Hero, Curse of the Golden Flower, House of flying Daggers)

Stanley Kubrick(2001)
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My list, also in no real order:

Takashi Miike (Audition, Visitor Q, Ichi The Killer)

Steven Spielberg (Schindler's List, Saving Private Ryan, Indiana Jones)

Darren Aronofsky (Requiem for a Dream, The Fountain, Pi)

Kevin Smith (Clerks, Mallrats, Dogma)

Michael Gondry (Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Dave Chapelle's Block Party)



These are just a bunch of directors that spring to mind personally, not all time best movie makers or anything. I think Zach Braff will be great in the future also. Gela Babluani should have a good future as well, judging by the response his first movie got.