I HAD DINNER WITH A PRINCESS LAST NIGHT (fyne like turpentyne and no i tapped nothing)
Also I am in Jaisalmer right now which is RIGHT on the Pakistan border and outside there are like 200 soldiers. I'm in a really dumpy internet cafe.
PS I have a couple of postcards so Bunnymilk if you want one to repay your birthday favour, pm your address. I have no idea how to mail anything from here because it's the middle of the fucking desert but there you go.
Delhi fucking sucks, BIG TIME. The traffic is TERRIFYING, the hawkers are probably the worst in all of India, and it stinks like feces in 95% of the places. Thank god I only spent 3 days there. Agra wasn't much better, but since I've come west in Rajastan, i'm liking it a lot more. The people in Jodhpur and Jaisalimer are much friendlier, especially when you use a little Hindi and tell them you're not american.
Also I almost got into a fight at a mosque at Fatehpur Sikri but more on that another day.
I am alive and well, really.
WHY SO SERIOUS HAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA