Humor Dumbledore is gay O_O (Read 7114 times)

  • Avatar of Trash Head 2
  • A WARRIOR POET
  • PipPipPip
  • Group: Premium Member
  • Joined: Dec 8, 2002
  • Posts: 336
Quote
"Dumbledore is gay," the author responded to gasps and applause.

this is fucking amazing. everybody try to picture this in your head for a moment.

hundreds of harry potter fans wearing harry potter t-shirts first gasping in surprise, then promptly shifting to rising applause and periodic shouts of "Bravo!" at the cursory mention of a character being gay. members of the audience begin whispering to one another admiringly about how progressive of an author JK Rowling is
  • Avatar of mkkmypet
  • Fuzzball of Doom!!!11one
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Premium Member
  • Joined: May 5, 2003
  • Posts: 1204
oh also:

i take out my robe and wizard's hat.







then i tell you i'm gay.
semper games.
  • Avatar of Safari
  • "Member," lol
  • Group: Premium Member
  • Joined: May 30, 2002
  • Posts: 43
oh come on! re-read that, and then think about the fact that
-it's a children's book series
-it'd make him GAY PAEDOPHILE HERO which would be suicide as an author
-it's dumb ARE YOU DUMB
-Dumbledore may be gay, but it doesn't mean he gets a boner for every guy, even if he's like someone he knew once
-he'd be strong enough not to fall for a student
-the theory seems like you've just made this tenuous connection GAY TO GAAAY
Quote from: Zatham
Wth!? Make this hetero for a second. If a really really old chick is tutoring a KID boy... is she going to have feelings for him?
Just because he's gay doesn't make him a pedo.
I'm sorry, but both of you are making unwarranted assumtions about human sexuality which only reflect the socially acceptable standards of the day. The moral values you are attempting to advance have little or no reflection on what can be, and usually is felt naturally as a human being. Humans reach physical maturity during puberty, which had already occured to Harry by the events I had cited. Given this, I think it would be perfectly reasonable for someone to feel sexually attracted to another physically mature person they spend any amount of close time with, even without being a "paedo" and especially if that person reminded him of someone he had a strong sexual attraction to previously.

Personally, I think this kind of subtext would make Rowling even better of an author then I already think she is.
Laugh it up, Fuzzball
  • Avatar of Ragnar
  • Worthless Protoplasm
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Premium Member
  • Joined: Jun 15, 2002
  • Posts: 6536
edit:  also

The same people who called D&D anti-Christian.

Quote
Turkey Warns Against Pokemon


ISTANBUL, Turkey (AP) -- Turkey's health minister urged TV stations Saturday to replace Pokemon cartoons with other children's programs after a 7-year-old girl jumped off a balcony apparently believing she was a Pokemon character with superhuman powers. Seda Aykanat, who jumped off her fifth-floor balcony Friday and broke her leg, was the second Turkish child to jump off a balcony apparently to imitate Pokemon characters -- cartoon animals with special powers. Earlier, a 4-year-old boy sustained injuries after a similar jump. Health Minister Osman Durmus already had asked ministry experts to study the effect of the Pokemon cartoon on children. The experts concluded Friday that the cartoon distanced children from reality, confused them by presenting both ''good and bad heroes,'' and desensitized them to violence, daily Hurriyet reported Saturday. Full story at: http://www.newsday.com/ap/text/international/ap934.htm


The real lesson here is TURKEY HAS SUPER-CHILDREN who can fall from 100-story buildings and barely get hurt
http://djsaint-hubert.bandcamp.com/
 
  • Avatar of Ragnar
  • Worthless Protoplasm
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Premium Member
  • Joined: Jun 15, 2002
  • Posts: 6536
Also I thought all wizards were gay (except if it's an anime then they're very very dirty old men)

And I just figured vikings raped everything (including the occasional piece of furniture)
http://djsaint-hubert.bandcamp.com/
 
  • take itt !!
  • PipPipPipPip
  • Group: Premium Member
  • Joined: Nov 22, 2005
  • Posts: 591
The pokemon cartoon fucks kids up.

But if they knew the glory of the pokemon games...they would know the meaning of life.
  • Avatar of Parker
  • more cowbell!
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Premium Member
  • Joined: Aug 28, 2002
  • Posts: 1189
uh...so what? characters in books are supposed to be like people in real life to an extent, and shock and awe theres gay people in real life too.
Not according to Mahmoud Ahmadinejad! (sorry if joke had been said earlier, too long didn't read)
http://www.fallingbot.com/
  • Insane teacher
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Premium Member
  • Joined: Oct 8, 2002
  • Posts: 10515
I'm sorry, but both of you are making unwarranted assumtions about human sexuality which only reflect the socially acceptable standards of the day. The moral values you are attempting to advance have little or no reflection on what can be, and usually is felt naturally as a human being. Humans reach physical maturity during puberty, which had already occured to Harry by the events I had cited. Given this, I think it would be perfectly reasonable for someone to feel sexually attracted to another physically mature person they spend any amount of close time with, even without being a "paedo" and especially if that person reminded him of someone he had a strong sexual attraction to previously.

Personally, I think this kind of subtext would make Rowling even better of an author then I already think she is.

jesus CHRIST dude you seriously are analyzing a fucking children's novel and saying there are SUBTEXTS ABOUT A FAGGOT HEADMASTER.

Trash Head 2 is right this is just funny as hell because of how pathetic it is!
brian chemicals
  • Avatar of Alec
  • Watch out Kitty! The room turned sideways!
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Member
  • Joined: Apr 16, 2003
  • Posts: 1894
The Christian hate groups on TCGs are retarded. Didn't the pope praise M:TG as an effective learning tool for developmental children? I mean, you're life's gotta suck to be playing into your twenties, but I don't see why the religious hate.

On topic: It does seem like an out of the blue thing that Rowling just decided willy-nilly, possibly after reading rumors on fan sites. I refuse to believe that she is a capable enough writer that any subtext that people are now finding in the novels are more than the I-see-what-I've-been-told property. I'm sure if someone influential to any reasonably long series announced one of the characters was really into bestiality, you would begin to view the subject with that in mind, and find things to affirm that, whether they were originally intended to or not.

Also, it's a CHILDREN'S BOOK SERIES. I'm not saying there's anything wrong with teaching children tolerance, but this announcement was obviously made for the older, minus-a-life fans who wanted something juicy to nibble on, as with the encyclopedia that's being planned.
  • Avatar of ATARI
  • Lichens!
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Premium Member
  • Joined: Oct 26, 2002
  • Posts: 4136
If it wasn't evident in the actual books I don't understand why the hell this matters now at all.
  • Insane teacher
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Premium Member
  • Joined: Oct 8, 2002
  • Posts: 10515
If it wasn't evident in the actual books I don't understand why the hell this matters now at all.

the fanfics of snape eating out dumbledore's asshole are going to crush fanfiction.net in a few minutes and then deviant art and furtopia will get sucked into the hole that will be left behind.
brian chemicals
  • Avatar of Sludgelord
  • Who's the boss? Not you, bitch.
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Premium Member
  • Joined: Jan 28, 2004
  • Posts: 5571
currently working on: dumbledore and the magical teabag
Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden
  • Avatar of Xeno|Soft
  • Chicken Hunter
  • PipPipPipPip
  • Group: Premium Member
  • Joined: Jun 18, 2002
  • Posts: 564
It was only brought up because in the latest movies she found out that they plan on giving him a love interest of sorts...so she told them, and I guess told the word I guess, huh.
  • Avatar of baseball19225
  • Paranoid Android.
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Premium Member
  • Joined: Nov 6, 2003
  • Posts: 1918
I'm sorry, but both of you are making unwarranted assumtions about human sexuality which only reflect the socially acceptable standards of the day. The moral values you are attempting to advance have little or no reflection on what can be, and usually is felt naturally as a human being. Humans reach physical maturity during puberty, which had already occured to Harry by the events I had cited. Given this, I think it would be perfectly reasonable for someone to feel sexually attracted to another physically mature person they spend any amount of close time with, even without being a "paedo" and especially if that person reminded him of someone he had a strong sexual attraction to previously.

Personally, I think this kind of subtext would make Rowling even better of an author then I already think she is.
why are you sorry lmaaaao.

again, you've just made this link from "HE'S GAY?" to "his closeness to another male must mean... OH MY GOD IT ALL MAKES SENSE". you're analyzing the actions of a gay wizard headmaster based on his lecturing of one pupil (who he was close to maybe so they could... SAVE THE WORLD).

in a series of books about witches and wizards.

for children.
Last Edit: October 21, 2007, 01:13:59 am by Adeline
  • Avatar of Marcus
  • THE FAT ONE
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Premium Member
  • Joined: Sep 28, 2002
  • Posts: 2690
Quote
The Christian hate groups on TCGs are retarded. Didn't the pope praise M:TG as an effective learning tool for developmental children? I mean, you're life's gotta suck to be playing into your twenties, but I don't see why the religious hate.

When you have a game that encourages the summoning of demons and casting of magic which goes completely against most religions, one can only logically believe that it's anti-religious.

Me, I don't care.  It's not converting me to believe that magic or demons are cool but a white guy who calls black people nigger but says he isn't racist still advocates racial slurs, amirite?
  • Insane teacher
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Premium Member
  • Joined: Oct 8, 2002
  • Posts: 10515
why are you sorry lmaaaao.

again, you've just made this link from "HE'S GAY?" to "his closeness to another male must mean... OH MY GOD IT ALL MAKES SENSE".

in a series of books about witches and wizards.

for children.

safari is also writing a series of books though he prefers they be referred to as volumes.

ergo (heh, a little terminology for you) he is more qualified to speak on the eroticisms between man and child; might I recommend some Socrates where he spoke unto the love of a man and a boy?
brian chemicals
  • Avatar of headphonics
  • sea of vodka
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Member
  • Joined: Dec 24, 2003
  • Posts: 6432
heh adeline.... please spare us the your posturing stances of moral superiority.  like myself, safari has finally become disillusioned enough with "the system" as we free thinkers call it, to finally begin to question the world around us.  you see, the concepts you're trying to force on us in this topic have absolutely zero basis in reality.  they are merely arbitrary judgements; metaphysical in nature, with no proper bearing on the world.  perhaps someday you will lay down the mantle of the philistine and, like us, shed your inhibitions and assumptions about society, for as my freshman philosophy professor down at the local community college once said... right and wrong are just words, preached to us by an unthinking, unquestioning flock of sheeps.
  • Avatar of Parker
  • more cowbell!
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Premium Member
  • Joined: Aug 28, 2002
  • Posts: 1189
right and wrong are just words, preached to us by an unthinking, unquestioning flock of sheeps.
lol
http://www.fallingbot.com/
  • Avatar of baseball19225
  • Paranoid Android.
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Premium Member
  • Joined: Nov 6, 2003
  • Posts: 1918
heh adeline.... please spare us the your posturing stances of moral superiority.  like myself, safari has finally become disillusioned enough with "the system" as we free thinkers call it, to finally begin to question the world around us.  you see, the concepts you're trying to force on us in this topic have absolutely zero basis in reality.  they are merely arbitrary judgements; metaphysical in nature, with no proper bearing on the world.  perhaps someday you will lay down the mantle of the philistine and, like us, shed your inhibitions and assumptions about society, for as my freshman philosophy professor down at the local community college once said... right and wrong are just words, preached to us by an unthinking, unquestioning flock of sheeps.
Ugh heh are you serious... I could teach you a thing or two. It's called the Matrix have you heard of it???BULLSHIT MOVIE because they stole from animes and Darkcity. I also read Sophie's World (twice!), a Wikipedia article about Derrida and deconstruction, and my friend once said the word Kant so I think I am far more qualified than you.
Right and wrong are more than just words... theyre weapons and tools. When you wield the power of language, you can take over the world. And there are some people who go too far with it... but never underestimate their danger. There is no need to lose inhibitions and assumptions... all that is in the world is all that there is. Believe in the reality, believe in the now. Why dont you pull your head out of the tome and get some fresh air for once you "radical".
  • Avatar of Liberty
  • Comrade!
  • PipPipPipPip
  • Group: Member
  • Joined: Dec 10, 2003
  • Posts: 442
He's gay. Big whoop. I actually figured that before the 'unveiling'. I won't say that it's obvious, but it's there if you look. And you're right, it is a kids book, so it doesn't really focus on the relationship side of things other than making out, even with the hetro relationships.

It's not like she deliberately led us to believe that he was straight. Come on - he's one of a few of the elder wizards/witches that don't have a spouse. There was always going to be a chance that someone was gay (I'd pegged Charlie Weasley and Dumbledore myself. 1 out of 2 ain't bad.)

Besides, he isn't going to be mooning over every male in the immediate area, because being gay is about loving someone of the same gender. Love strikes where it will, people. And the one he loved is dead. That's not to say that he doesn't feel love for others, but no others are mentioned.

I always figured that Dumbledore and Harry's relationship was that of Mentor/Student + Grandfather/Grandson. Innocent.