Topic: Dumbledore is gay O_O (Read 7114 times)

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He's gay. Big whoop. I actually figured that before the 'unveiling'. I won't say that it's obvious, but it's there if you look. And you're right, it is a kids book, so it doesn't really focus on the relationship side of things other than making out, even with the hetro relationships.

It's not like she deliberately led us to believe that he was straight. Come on - he's one of a few of the elder wizards/witches that don't have a spouse. There was always going to be a chance that someone was gay (I'd pegged Charlie Weasley and Dumbledore myself. 1 out of 2 ain't bad.)

Besides, he isn't going to be mooning over every male in the immediate area, because being gay is about loving someone of the same gender. Love strikes where it will, people. And the one he loved is dead. That's not to say that he doesn't feel love for others, but no others are mentioned.

I always figured that Dumbledore and Harry's relationship was that of Mentor/Student + Grandfather/Grandson. Innocent.

how do you live with yourself knowing you analyzed subtexts about queer relationships in a children's novel.
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for as my freshman philosophy professor down at the local community college once said... right and wrong are just words, preached to us by an unthinking, unquestioning flock of sheeps.
Oh god, more stupid college kid thinking.

If I see you in person, remind me to punch you in the nuts and piss on your head.  If you tell me I'm not wrong for doing so then I'll repeat the process until you learn otherwise.  Right and Wrong are words, yes, but law and chaos are concepts that govern the universe and if adhering to them makes me a sheep then I'll gladly punch your balls all day long because, by nature, I'm bigger than you thus making me higher on the food chain.
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the best part is that if this was found out in the book world there would be scandalous tabloid reports from that one woman who could turn into a fly, and all the others.  dumbledore's obsessive relationship with harry....... innocent, or something much more contemptible?
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Oh god, more stupid college kid thinking.

If I see you in person, remind me to punch you in the nuts and piss on your head.  If you tell me I'm not wrong for doing so then I'll repeat the process until you learn otherwise.  Right and Wrong are words, yes, but law and chaos are concepts that govern the universe and if adhering to them makes me a sheep then I'll gladly punch your balls all day long because, by nature, I'm bigger than you thus making me higher on the food chain.

he's kidding (how did you not get this?) but Safari Goku did say something very similar to this once!

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I just relised adult gay movies are going to score big with this.

Harry potter: Chamer of Balls.
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I wonder if Aberforth knows...

Well, he does now.
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Quite well, thank you very much, dangerousned. Besides, I only consider the first three books as children's novels. The rest, to me, are fantasy, and that can mean many, many different things. ~.^



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people who analyze fantasy books are just as bad as people who analyze children's books are you sure you typed the right words there :(
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he's kidding (how did you not get this?) but Safari Goku did say something very similar to this once!


not reading any prior posts to his???
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Doesn't bother me. Everyone analyses what they read/see/hear/taste/touch whether they think they do or not. How else would you come up with the opinions you spout?
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dont worry guys: at least this gay is dead
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Doesn't bother me. Everyone analyses what they read/see/hear/taste/touch whether they think they do or not. How else would you come up with the opinions you spout?

by taking them at somewhat face value, especially considering the fact they are designed for children, instead of retroactively applying meanings and subtexts that don't exist?

dont worry guys: at least this gay is dead

not so long as he lives in Harry's heart.

die harry potter
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Ah, but they do exist, as the writer herself admits. ~.^



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by taking them at somewhat face value, especially considering the fact they are designed for children, instead of retroactively applying meanings and subtexts that don't exist?
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Unless there are graphic depictions of dumbledore viciously popping young harry's brown  cherry written in the book the fact that the character is gay really doesn't matter at all. There are famous gay people through out history and there have been movies made about them. 300 for instance, Spartan warriors were encouraged to take male lovers, but that doesn't take away from the fact that the movie was nicely done. People just get too up in arms about this kind of shit and it really doesn't matter at all. Also, I highly doubt that this will influence any young muggles (or what ever they call the non-magical underclass) to choose homosexuality as a lifestyle. This is just pointless tripe which only serves to further distract the masses from important issues.
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Ah, but they do exist, as the writer herself admits. ~.^

Unless there are graphic depictions of dumbledore viciously popping young harry's brown  cherry written in the book the fact that the character is gay really doesn't matter at all. There are famous gay people through out history and there have been movies made about them. 300 for instance, Spartan warriors were encouraged to take male lovers, but that doesn't take away from the fact that the movie was nicely done. People just get too up in arms about this kind of shit and it really doesn't matter at all. Also, I highly doubt that this will influence any young muggles (or what ever they call the non-magical underclass) to choose homosexuality as a lifestyle. This is just pointless tripe which only serves to further distract the masses from important issues.

And is most likely bullshit in this case. Rowling doesn't plan deep, she lives off of incorporating rumors into fact, or making stuff up on the spot. I doubt when she sat down to write a series of children's novels she thought "I want this character to be gay, and I'm going to hint at it throughout the series that he is." No. She [most ][/most] heard rumors floating around by fans that the character was gay and decided that saying he was would stir up new interests from people who have grown out of the series. The subtext is non-existent in the books, Dumbledore always seemed like the typical asexual old mentor, who had no interest in sex. Rowling deals in archetypes. It's only people that are in their twenties and need to validate the fact that they waste their lives evaluating such a shallow piece of literature that they try to find any kind of non-existent subtext.
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the best part of this topic

is someone actually said "this guy, like I have, has become disillusioned with 'the system' as we free-thinkers like to call it"
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i posted this because i wanted to be able to tell everyone i know that i posted in a message board topic about the sexual orientation of harry potter characters
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i posted this because i wanted to be able to tell everyone i know that i posted in a message board topic about the sexual orientation of harry potter characters
on that note. I feel rather... disconnected with the community at large here sometimes. The crazy shit you guys seem to end up talking about generally isnt applicable to me. I'd love to join in on some of these whacky ass things you guys talk about like gay characters in childrens novels

but I just cant seem to keep up. I guess thats what I get for

what the fuck am I talking about
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Ah, but they do exist, as the writer herself admits. ~.^

so a rather poor writer who hit a stroke of luck and also has a good way of plotting, instead of being intellectually honest and getting anything, decides to add something after the fact and get kudos for being social conscious is NOT what you jumped to.

instead hey why don't you post any of these supposed implications you latched onto that were not obvious with any other male character that was over 21 and not married.

on that note. I feel rather... disconnected with the community at large here sometimes. The crazy shit you guys seem to end up talking about generally isnt applicable to me. I'd love to join in on some of these whacky ass things you guys talk about like gay characters in childrens novels

but I just cant seem to keep up. I guess thats what I get for

what the fuck am I talking about

somebody's drunk!
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