Gay that he got laid by a woman while you are still making out with your pillow? 

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congratulations. get one of those paternity tests and after that be a proud father. any plans of marriage for you guys or will that be later.

if its a boy.....

are you going to.... touch him

Congratulations on you being a father and all, especially if you can support it!

Now, I still have to say this: It was pretty dumb to have a condom for five years AND in a wallet. (That's like the first thing you are explicitly taught not to do in regard to condoms)

Anyway, good luck on raising the kid.

SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!! In more ways then one. ;)

Well good luck to ya. :P

Congratulations on you being a father and all, especially if you can support it!

Now, I still have to say this: It was pretty dumb to have a condom for five years AND in a wallet. (That's like the first thing you are explicitly taught not to do in regard to condoms)

Haha, yeah I am well aware of the bad decision. Just, it was late at night, she lives out in the middle of a bush and it was her last night here for a while. It was either OLD LEATHER BREATH (that is what I called it (my wallet is mostly velcro though so...)) or nothing. I went with what I thought was the safer choice.

Also I am surprised by the lack of GET A PATERNITY TEST comments. I figured there'd be a lot more. I'm positive the kid is mine, so. She goes to a fashion university, and trust me, the only dudes there aren't interested in sex with girls.

Thanks a lot, Vale. I'm glad you respect my decision.

Annnnd yessss I didn't think about that. Grandpahood... here I come.


Thanks a lot guys.


(ps adeline there is a lot going through my head right now I think I will probably revive my lj account because of BEIN' DADDY)

That's so nice if it's really yours!

so.. uh.. congrats, i guess, but man kids BEFORE 20 is not something i usually congratulate.

Little odd that nobody else mentioned this; kids are pretty bad news that young. Good Luck I guess if you think you're prepared.

Little odd that nobody else mentioned this; kids are pretty bad news that young. Good Luck I guess if you think you're prepared.

Well, why? Is it better to wait until you can't have them anymore?

You never heard of the whole "pretend to be gay trick" at all? "Brenda, I really like you but I think I am gay... can you help me find out... by letting me put my dick in you?" I'm no expert on the trick, as I do not resort to trickery in relationships, so I dunno the success rate, but there is still something to be cautious about.

Hahaha, no. I've met these boys and they're definitely gay. I don't think they would MAKE OUT IN FRONT OF US just to get into her pants.

Besides, if I can't even trust her on this we probably shouldn't be having a baby anyway. But I do trust, and have trusted her for the last five years. She's never given me a reason to not trust her.


Also, Ice Puppet, I'm not underestimating what it takes to raise a child. Well, I probably am as far as mental and emotional issues go, but with things like money, support and stuff, I've got a pretty good idea of what's needed, and I know I can support a child financially without any problems, or help. I have tons of money saved up that was meant for opening my store but I am willing to put that aside and use it on raising the child.

One of my friends who turned 20 in August has just had a kid so I can kinda relate to this, but don't know exactly what it's like becuase I'm not a dad. What I've noticed in him is that his personality has changed a lot. He used to be a real joker and loved to party, but now he rarely smiles and looks exhausted all of the time, not to mention I rarely see him.

But good luck and everything I guess, rather you than me.