Weird Tree-man, uoehhoehoohewww (Read 2581 times)

  • Avatar of kermit the toad
  • Pretend Moderator
  • PipPipPipPip
  • Group: Premium Member
  • Joined: Dec 24, 2001
  • Posts: 548
I had seen that disease during class. It's not that rare, really.
Well, it's not exactly common.
  • Avatar of post
  • +++
  • Pip
  • Group: Member
  • Joined: Sep 22, 2006
  • Posts: 143
I wonder what his genatalia looks like.  :hmm:

Also, his sons are 18 and 16... they hardly need looking after at this age.
Jun 10 2004, 10:35:32 PM
  • I R WIZARD >:O
  • PipPip
  • Group: Member
  • Joined: Aug 18, 2002
  • Posts: 234
That is incredibly disturbing.
  • Avatar of Von Woofen
  • Super Saiyan Sam
  • PipPip
  • Group: Member
  • Joined: Dec 19, 2004
  • Posts: 289
This is really gross. I don't want to sound like an ass or anything but this made me a little queezy. I can handle tumors and regular warts, but i think it is just the fact that they look so much NOT like flesh that really gets me. this is really interesting though. must be a pretty shitty life though, i feel pretty bad for the guy.
  • Avatar of Swordfish
  • Comrade!?! I AM NOT A FUCKING RUSSIAN
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Premium Member
  • Joined: Sep 12, 2003
  • Posts: 1074
That's more scary then anything, knowing that you can turn into a tree. *shudders violently*
RIP DoktorMartini

My brute!
  • Mr. Analogy
  • PipPipPip
  • Group: Member
  • Joined: Aug 22, 2006
  • Posts: 301
Hes an...an...Ent!!!
But yeah, hopefully this will turn out in his favor, with the operation and such...
:::

:::

Quote
>im checking the windows before i go to bed..
>>thatll do no good, im already in the house

Oh, that dog of mine!
  • Avatar of LORd
  • SantaMan.EXE
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Premium Member
  • Joined: Jul 28, 2002
  • Posts: 1219
Wow, Jesus Christ. I'm usually not moved by the worst of the Internet but this one made me keel over with primal dread. Made me feel all the worse since he seems like a pretty stable, happy and nice guy, despite also being a half-ent Lovecraftian horror. I can't understand how he deals with it. I wonder how young exactly he was when those things started growing?
  • Avatar of Ruthless X
  • The fuck is out bright tonight, is it not?
  • PipPip
  • Group: Premium Member
  • Joined: Oct 30, 2003
  • Posts: 269
Wow, Jesus Christ. I'm usually not moved by the worst of the Internet but this one made me keel over with primal dread. Made me feel all the worse since he seems like a pretty stable, happy and nice guy, despite also being a half-ent Lovecraftian horror. I can't understand how he deals with it. I wonder how young exactly he was when those things started growing?

I think it was after his 14th birthday or summin, didn't watch the show on this guy but I've heard of him before.
  • "BOOSH"
  • PipPip
  • Group: Member
  • Joined: Aug 14, 2007
  • Posts: 284
Wow... Just wow...
I think it's it amazing he still smiles and is still 'healthy.'

On the first picture, I noticed something that resembles leaves to the left of his knee... Anyone see that?
And, if his hands are as tough as wood, it would hurt like hell to be punched by him...

I hope he gets cured. And lives to see grandkids. This seriously makes you think about the trippy diseases in the world, doesn't it?
  • Avatar of Frankie
  • Phylactère Colaaaaaa!
  • PipPipPipPip
  • Group: Premium Member
  • Joined: Jan 25, 2002
  • Posts: 473
He prolly never washes his hands, thinking it would make the roots grow faster. wonder if theyll all go whitish-yellow if they put him in a dark room for too long.
Bloggin' | Website | Tubin'|Tweetin'
  • Avatar of Shadow Kirby
  • Star ninja and Québec random guy of GW
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Premium Member
  • Joined: Feb 2, 2003
  • Posts: 1358
Let's add him to our league of mutant super-heros.
  • Avatar of fatty
  • i am a swordsman
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Premium Member
  • Joined: Oct 20, 2004
  • Posts: 2303
"your cell structure is closer to plants than to animals. We've seen similiar things before in the wild, never in a human. Plants can cope easier with extra chromosomes and the like, do you understand?"
http://www.gamingw.net/forums/index.php?topic=50938

This is creeping me out even more than it should.

also
"Mom, Dad, I retook my biopsy and it looks like I am turning into a tree."
  • Avatar of Ihateyou
  • Generic INAP lamer. (nazis suck)
  • PipPip
  • Group: Member
  • Joined: Jul 9, 2002
  • Posts: 273
I wonder what his genatalia looks like.  :hmm:

Also, his sons are 18 and 16... they hardly need looking after at this age.
I feel incredibly dirty for saying this, but "Got wood?".

Also, this has to be the dumbest guy ever.
"If at first you don't succeed, get the gun!"
I say they look more like german/caveman then asians.
The Germans are coming to beat you with clubs and spears!
Quote
Hundley: Damnit kid, get off my lawn!
Faust: NOT UNTIL YOU GIVE MY MY PANTS BACK HUNDLEY!
  • Avatar of Ragnar
  • Worthless Protoplasm
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Premium Member
  • Joined: Jun 15, 2002
  • Posts: 6536
Christo, I saw that too. It was pretty hilarious. Some woman walked in on him having sex with a bike and he said "What do you want, hen?" and then continued having sex with the bike. It sounds like a sketch comedy act.

Life over there is exactly how British comedy depicts it to be

Also everyone is the same two/three guys dressed up as old ladies half the time


But yeah it's amazing tree-guy is so HAPPY despite everything
http://djsaint-hubert.bandcamp.com/
 
  • Super Saiyan Sam
  • Group: Member
  • Joined: Nov 11, 2002
  • Posts: 77
I like alot shotemups, i´ll download this.......
  • Avatar of The Illusionist
  • Pip
  • Group: Premium Member
  • Joined: Apr 18, 2007
  • Posts: 131
Chi... Chimera...
  • Avatar of LORd
  • SantaMan.EXE
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Premium Member
  • Joined: Jul 28, 2002
  • Posts: 1219
I think it was after his 14th birthday or summin, didn't watch the show on this guy but I've heard of him before.
Then they must not have grown very quickly - if his children are aged 18 and 16 and he's now 35, he must have fathered them about when he was 16 - 20, and I can't imagine there being many women who would want to sleep with that (if he even still has a functional penis somewhere inside the growths)
  • --Insert Pic Here--
  • Pip
  • Group: Member
  • Joined: Jun 10, 2005
  • Posts: 127
I guess we can add this to the list of real life superheroes, voila http://paranormal.about.com/library/weekly/aa072400a.htm
Ten Thousand Bullets
http://www.zshare.net/download/ten_thousand_bullets-ffreeware-game-rar.html
  • Avatar of Pasty
  • Here are some of their hands
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Premium Member
  • Joined: Jun 6, 2004
  • Posts: 942
Skin gets so fucking disgusting when it goes wrong.