Bought myself a 360 and Dead or Alive 4 yesterday (which I already started playing).

Giving? Cash is always a great gift and that's what I'm giving out this year. (no not to random ppl forget the pm's.)

Yay, I just bought a Wii.

Im getting my mom and step dad this set of rod iorn candle holders that go on the walls that I picked up at Bed Bath and Beyond and now I need to get candles for them, but i refused to pay 2 dollars for one inch tall candles at Bed Bath and Beyond

I got my nefew (who lives with me and is basically a little brother) Halo 3 for his Xbox360 he is getting.

I got my sister and her husband Mario Galaxy for their Wii

And I am getting a new set of speakers for my car and I dont know any of my other gifts, but the subwoofer and speakers is all ive asked for,

God I hate Christmas shopping.
If I had my way, I wouldn't get any gifts and no one would get me gifts.

Receiving: Nothing.
Giving: Nothing.

this topic makes me glad that i do not bother with this bullshit.  all this shit costs MONEY, man.  i used to get pretty pumped about it as a kid though, so i'm kind of looking forward to being some old guy with a family and giving my children shit!

but if any of us bothered with this kind of thing, i would probably buy my parents some crazy nice dinner or like uh, a GAS CARD or something.  they like going to nice places, and gas is useful especially because my mom drives an suv because she likes 4x4s for winter, and it gets horrible gas mileage.  although i guess she would use it all up in like a week.  actually this is kind of hard!  i think it is because i talk to my parents approximately never.  i know my mom likes jewelry, but i have no idea what kind so i'd probably buy her something she'd hate.  i think i'd get my dad an ipod or a zune or something, because he has a lot of old cds he loves but never gets to listen to because he hates fucking around with cds and can't find half of them and just never bothers, and i think he'd be a lot more inclined to listen to music if he had one.  ACTUALLY........... i might just do this now after thinking about it, so who knows.  he'd love it for sure.  but then i'd feel guilty about not getting my mom something and fuck man i do not want to spend $400 randomly out of nowhere.

All I need for Christmas is a girlfriend, but nobody can ever give that to me


... or can they?

All I need for Christmas is a girlfriend, but nobody can ever give that to me


... or can they?

My fiancee has sisters.... :S

I'm going to get my old roommate a bottle of Johnnie Walker black label (weird, but that is what he wants), a couple DVDs for my father, and probably several tree ornaments for my mother. I'll probably just give my sister cash because that's all she ever wants.

That's actually a good question, and one that I haven't given much consideration yet. And after a bit of consideration (re: five seconds), I realize that I'm insufferably broke and therefore incapable of giving anything to anyone this year. And it certainly doesn't help that I'm a frigid bitch either.

Merry Christmas, motherfuckers. Santa Claus ain't coming. I slew him.

Nothing.