News Study confirms that apes are smarter than college students (Read 1233 times)

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I thought this was about some chimpanzee attacking college kids but it turns out it's even better.

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next time use college students that aren't hungover
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I really don't know what to say, but if thats true why haven't they evolved further like we have?
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I was actually watching a demonstration this morning on CNN or something.

They're not smarter (as in more intelligent) but they have better memories... which makes sense.  As you get older, your memory tends to get weaker for whatever reason.

But yeah, don't owe a chimp any money because "A chimp never forgets."
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I really don't know what to say, but if thats true why haven't they evolved further like we have?

Because they didn't need or want to?
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why do you guys make such misleading topic titles?
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Yeah, the title is very misleading. You should change it?
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abstract thought processes > mechanical
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Recognizing numbers in four-tenths or two-tenths of a second =/= intelligence
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People need to stop sensationalizing articles that are actually pretty boring.
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but then people won't come in to satisfy the ego of the poster who wants people to read his/her topics even if they are worthless and promote no real discussion at all
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hey this isn't WHOAHOWA but it isn't exactly trivial either

i don't see why we don't have monkeys doing mundane jobs already, i heard apes are like 10x as strong as we are
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hey this isn't WHOAHOWA but it isn't exactly trivial either

i don't see why we don't have monkeys doing mundane jobs already, i heard apes are like 10x as strong as we are

But then people will complain of slavery
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What a dumb article.

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Haha i saw a quick demonstration of this on the news :D
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Yeah, I was going to say, chimps don't smoke weed or drink alcohol.

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Wow thats amazing................
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But then people will complain of slavery

uhhh, then pay them??
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College student's aren't trained for the sole purpose of recognizing numbers in a small amount of time. The chimp's probably were.

PS: Change the title to "Planet of the Apes"
Last Edit: December 05, 2007, 02:59:32 am by Aztec
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