i knew youd say that
i wouldnt mind if they had WARNINGS before them, then itd be up to the parents. they dont.
also im taking the fact 5 year olds watch it from personal experience with my niece and nephew thanks.
I don't know how shit works in wacky ol' England (you live in england right) but here in America we have TV Parental Guidelines, which is a handy little system that gives parents a vague idea of the content of a TV show. And Zoey 101 is an American made television show, so your lack of a content rating system is not its problem.
And since you already seem to know that it's not suitable for kids, I don't see why real parents (who are probably more concerned about this stuff anyway) wouldn't. If they think it's a real problem (which I'm pretty sure it isn't, but, again, I've never seen the show so hey maybe I'm wrong (pretty sure I'm not though)), then they can censor it from their kids.
I think I had some other things to say but instead I'm going to go watch an episode of Zoey 101 and see if it's really that bad or if you guys are just overly paranoid.
edit: oh yeah, granted, Zoey 101 could very well be rated TV-G (general audience) but if TEENick is aimed at 12 - 14 year olds then I doubt it.
edit edit: TV-PG S is a specific warning for MILD SEXUAL CONTENT so how much do you want to bet that Zoey 101 is rated that (if it does indeed have mild sexual content (i wouldn't know i haven't seen the show (why the fuck are you guys watching this shit anyway)))