i am insulted that competitive eating made this list but not poker

What would you remove to allow poker entry into this tournament? (I think I'm going to replace Squash).

I personally believe that poker isn't a sport, but since some people do feel the other way I wouldn't mind adding it to the competition.

EDIT: Updated List by removing squash, replacing it with Poker, and moving some matches around to given the second division some more variety and more challenge to Baseball. Tell me what you think.

competitive eating.

no offense to hundley

wait lacrosse isn't in there? add that shit



also, no reason to have BOTH ice and inline hockeys.

But Competitive Eating?  SRLSY?  I'd take that out and put in Canadian Football.  Or Lacrosse.

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Waterskiing evolved out of the desire to go fast on water, but not in a boat. While most people are content to be towed behind a boat, skimming the water on one ski or two, more advanced skiers like to test themselves on slalom courses and by performing tricks (flips, turns, etc.) either on ramps or simply on the wake of the towing watercraft. Others like to skim on the soles of their feet, without the aid of any water-skis, though this requires boats to be moving at 50-60 km per hour.

Types of waterskiing & water ski competitions:

• Classic Water Skiing - competition involves three different events: slalom, tricks and jump
  
• Wakeboarding - evolved from different sports including surfing, skateboarding and snowboarding.
  
• Barefoot no skis, board…
  
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Volleyball is a team sport in which two teams of six active players, separated by a high net, each try to score points against one another by grounding a ball on the other team's court under organized rules.

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Variations of volleyball include beach volleyball, which is played on sand and generally in teams of two.

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