Progress Quest
Progress Quest is a "Zero-Player" game, that is a parody of many popular MMORPGs, mainly Everquest. Once you load the game and roll your character with many amazing races & classes to choose from (YOU TOO CAN BE A DOUBLE WOOKIE ROBOT MONK!!!, etc) the game plays itself for you. You will slay monsters, get items, and all that.

The game uses little to no resources, and as such, you can "play" it while you do ANYTHING on your PC. Awesome!

You can make an account on www.progressquest.com and join the GW guild I just made by hitting CTRL+G then typing From Russia With Foget into the box.

I would like to ask you all to roll your characters on the  Pemptus realm for this Guild, since it is the newest realm and there is less spawn campers and what not.. *wink wink*

Here is what the game looks like:


Check out those hardcore 3D graphics!!!

Anyways, thought that this would be cool. I always got a kick out of Progress Quest, it is to date probably the "least shittiest MMORPG you will never play".

Links:
Progress Quest Website: www.progressquest.com (make account, make sure to choose Multiplayer and Pemptus once in-game)
GamingW Guild "From Russia With Foget [GW]" page: http://www.progressquest.com/guild.php?id=12750

If enough people join, it'll be awesome!

Feel free to comment, discuss min/maxing your character builds etc.

This was just the little kick I needed to finally turn my Level 60 Demicanadian Runeloremaster character back on.

Reading the classes and races never fails to remind me of chef.

This was just the little kick I needed to finally turn my Level 60 Demicanadian Runeloremaster character back on.

Reading the classes and races never fails to remind me of chef.

What a horrible combination, everyone knows the Demicanadian racial doesn't pair well with magic-user classes.

You should of went Demicanadian Slow Poisoner or Ur Paladin.

What a horrible combination, everyone knows the Demicanadian racial doesn't pair well with magic-user classes.

You should of went Demicanadian Slow Poisoner or Ur Paladin.

True, but Big Sister C and Magnetic Orb CXXXIV are just so great at killing foetal Yeenoghus, and those yeenoghu flails sell for a ton!

By the way I joined your From Russia With Foget guild. My character's name is Beat Boxer.

We should tackle some bosses when you hit level 57 DarkNecrid!

Wow way to jack my character >:[

Also I have Infinite Confusion II, basically win right there.

pfft....

my old guy had Infinite Confusion V.

l2p nub

VIII
i win

VIII
i win

Yeah, well, I have a Crystalized Sword +47.

And I keep having to fetch this damn b*tch a towel.

Wow, this is awesome, in a really laid back, passive way. I've joined the guild, and I'm sure you guys should know my name upon seeing it.

 

wow, haven't seen this game in years




waste of space

It's really kind of sad to see you lot bickering over this.

i feel like this topic was posted a long time ago since i have this and definitely found it because of GW

maybe even by DarkNecrid shrug

edit: yeah haha

i feel like this topic was posted a long time ago since i have this and definitely found it because of GW

maybe even by DarkNecrid shrug

The game came out in 2002, and I know someone posted it on GW at some point.  As for who posted it, I have no idea.

This is something that's really only funny the first time you see it...

It's really kind of sad to see you lot bickering over this.

You just don't get it.

[size]it's part of the joke, since its a parody of MMORPGs, Progress Quest players tend to parody how the average MMORPG person acts.[/size]

I've played two enchanted motorcycles to well past level 60 and lost my saves for both of them. Until they implement remote saving I'm not bothering again.