Regardless of all the HYPE I did regarding this thread, this is a serious thread. Totally serious, and it is not infact about GW or 2007 nor 2008. 'tis about me. Entirely about me. This is where I announce something very crazy: I am pregnant.
Except not. This is a coming out of the closest at best, and unfortunately it is not because I am gay(sorry Stadsport) nor because I am a woman(sorry everyone else). It is about the truth. The_Truth, except not. The truth about Eltee. Alot of you know me, alot of you don't care, alot of you just don't know me anyway. For those of you who know me or care, welcome. For the others, you can disregard this if you like, it won't change anything in your life. I can lose all respect you have for me, but I doubt it highly. So just what is this truth anyway? Here it comes.
Most of you people who know me (at least Drule) know my name is Marc.
TOUGH LUCK CHUMP.
The truth here is that I am a fraud. A lie. The identity I have been going on as does not exist. Why did I ever do this? We have to go far, far back. Back a few 6-7 years at least. Being really young back then, I wanted to fit into the people, and act real mature and all that jazz: I felt I had to pose as an older person. If I go by my fake identity right now, I am... 23 years old iirc? And that same fake identity first started lying and posing as a 17 year old. I have followed the years accordingly, and that means (sadly) that I have been around the internet for a full 6 years. The terrifying part is
the truth: I was, infact, much like mkkmypet. A very, very young member. Browsing the internet communities at the ripe age of 10 year old. Back then I did not think I would ever fit and/or be respected, so I posed. Even then, saying LOL I'M 17 was not enough and I still acted retardedly and got shunned for it. Along the ages I got less and less retarded, up to this point. Two or so years back, thinking about the past with mates, most notably Roman, with whom I said "HEY REMEMBER THE GOOD DAYS WHEN I WAS RETARDED" when infact the truth was THE GOOD DAYS WHEN I WAS VERY YOUNG AND STUPID. And thus, my getting used to internet communities is not only about getting smarter, but it was also about growing up (this paragraph is going totally haywire let's end it here).
Along the years, I said many lies, as to really build up an identity. Most of these were entirely made up, but some were actually based on my real life. Along the time, I started feeling that it was futile, mostly by seeing the appearance of people younger than I (although mkkmypet is a bad example..). I kept it up, though, mostly as to keep consistency. Strangely enough, I was TERRIBLE at it. Alot of my shit made NO SENSE, but thankfully, people didn't care enough (or were too silly, sorry) to notice. I was asked questions such as HEY LT I WONDER DON'T YOU GO TO COLLEGE TOO? and HEY LT WHERE DO YOU WORK, to these questions I have no ANSWER, but I still managed sliding through. For the fact I was able to keep it up for 6 years, I am very proud. Strangely enough, some people have not entirely believed me at times (like Raziel), but then it resulted in stuff like "Nah LT, you're not 23, you're like 18-19.". Or, back in the old days, I was told (when I was still fakely 19) "WOW MAN I THOUGHT YOU WERE LIKE 25 LOL". That doesn't count though, because it was a pretty silly individual (Jester's favorite Goth Buddy).
So why am I doing this now? Because, like I said, this does not seem to matter anymore, age is no longer a problem. I am still one of the younger members (as opposed to being one of older members), because I want to be able to bring answers to all those questions I CANNOT answer at all and because now I can post in the picture thread! So yes, this drama is all about this. But really, this won't mostly change anything other than you all know the truth about me: I'll still talk the same, I'll still post the same(cause I started just now), I'll still whine about WoW/Naruto the same, I'll still... whatever the same. Now I just have more of an excuse to not know of some subjects!
But that's all good.. but who am I? First off, I am(you know this already if you have good deductive skills) 16 years old. Older than the really young ones, but otherwise quite young! My name is not Marc(which is bland and boring(but wasn't when I was younger)) but rather Renaud(which is boring(albeit not bland(but extremely french))). For those englishmen who wonder, it is pronounced the same as you pronounce the french car brand Renault. My last name will not be revealed here (it might later but not possibly on purpose as, anyway, I want to keep a lid on my really personal life). I don't work and I still go to highschool! How amazing. That's pretty much it, nothing else to change. If there is anything about me I told you guys about and you wonder if it is true, entirely fake or based on true events, ask me about it and I will be glad to tell you the truth. For the record, if Chef, Drule and whoever remember the Ventrilo days, all the stories about my dad are.. entirely true.
All I have to add is that this also gives me an excuse as to why I do not go to the canadian gw meet! Happy New Year 2008, GW. (note: I will still call you all SON and shit, oh the irony..)
But wait wait wait, there's MORE! A SPECIAL OFFER! Three fresh pictures of me, taking this very Christmas! Comes with gifts in hand, shitty lighting, censor boxes for my family and more!
(this might sound like i'm trying to save my ass but i usually look older, i swear)
Oh yeah, to make it even longer and to prevent people from saying
TOO LONG, DIDN'T READ, here is a shortened version:
I am lie, I am 16, I don't care, hello world.
I do advise you to read it though.
This better net me the Drama award for 2007 (at the time of posting, it is still 2007 in certain timezones). It is also my biggest post in history.
HAPPY NEW YEAR
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