I am buying 4 premium memberships for you.

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Marcus

#1 January 12, 2008, 03:41:45 am

THE FAT ONE
Group: Premium Member
Joined: Sep 28, 2002
Posts: 2690

I didn't know where to post this so I'm just posting it here.

Instead of buying a new Xbox 360 game, I'll be purchasing four lucky members premium accounts. Starting the 15th (pay day lol), I will randomly select four people who post in this topic THAT DON'T HAVE PREMIUM ACCOUNTS and I will roll some dice or use a random number generator to select the four choices.

All I ask you to do is post something funny. A funny poem, a funny picture (make sure to use NSFW warning), a funny video or sound effect that hasn't been spammed on the interweb 30 million times. You'll still be eligible even if you just post "hello baby" but I'm buying you shit so the least you can do is brighten my fucking day.

You've got 4 days...

AND GO!

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Bart

#2 January 12, 2008, 03:46:57 am

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Joined: Apr 5, 2001
Posts: 808

I'm moving this to General as it works better there

Thanks for your contribution

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something bizarre and impractical

#3 January 12, 2008, 03:50:30 am

It's The Only Thing.
Group: Premium Member
Joined: May 17, 2004
Posts: 2104

I'm going to move this to the crap shack.

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Mince Wobley

#4 January 12, 2008, 04:11:58 am

None of them knew they were robots.
Group: Premium Member
Joined: Nov 5, 2006
Posts: 3242

Be careful this image can kill you if you don't be careful.
It's a picture of the most funny person in the world.
This person is so funny you'll have massive seizures from just looking at his digitalized face.
It will be even funnier if you listen to his squeaky voice.

Hidden content (Click to reveal)

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Play Raimond Ex (if you haven't already)

I'll not TAKE ANYTHING you write like this seriously because it looks dumb

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the_bub_from_the_pit

#5 January 12, 2008, 04:15:44 am

Power to the flowers
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Joined: Dec 17, 2005
Posts: 1608

I don't know if this is a invasive question or it's offensive or anything but angry black man how does it feel when someone ejaculates inside you?

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mar77a

#6 January 12, 2008, 04:19:15 am

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Joined: Jan 8, 2008
Posts: 69

Do you know the jokes they don't tell gays?

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Feldschlacht IV

#7 January 12, 2008, 04:19:36 am

The Notorious M.O.G.
Group: Premium Member
Joined: Nov 17, 2003
Posts: 1784

I must admit it's going to be quite humorous to see all of these members vying for Premium like bums to a biscuit.

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TFT

#8 January 12, 2008, 04:20:42 am

Artist and Emo loser
Group: Premium Member
Joined: Apr 27, 2004
Posts: 1262

Man this is pretty gracious of you Marcus. You should make them add something to their sigs like "I kissed Marcus's bal;s once" or something.

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Marcus

#9 January 12, 2008, 04:23:55 am

THE FAT ONE
Group: Premium Member
Joined: Sep 28, 2002
Posts: 2690

Quote from: FlowerPower on January 12, 2008, 04:15:44 am

I don't know if this is a invasive question or it's offensive or anything but angry black man how does it feel when someone ejaculates inside you?

Kind of warm and sticky... then you take a cold shower and curl in a fetal position on the bathroom floor.

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Man this is pretty gracious of you Marcus. You should make them add something to their sigs like "I kissed Marcus's bal;s once" or something.

I'm thinking the same.

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losl

#10 January 12, 2008, 04:26:09 am

PARTY HARD K
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Joined: Aug 3, 2003
Posts: 9

Why don't you just get bart to send you some sort of commerative mug for your $60? Or a tote-bag.

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RM2KFiend

#11 January 12, 2008, 04:31:45 am

Damn kids
Group: Member
Joined: Dec 20, 2003
Posts: 29

I wonder what that Xbox game would have been.....?

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Moriason

#12 January 12, 2008, 04:32:18 am

I'll see you on the dark side of the moon~
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Joined: Apr 12, 2002
Posts: 537

hello baby

funny but much too big (Click to reveal)

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Artis Leon Ivey Jr

#13 January 12, 2008, 04:39:50 am

Insane teacher
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Joined: Oct 8, 2002
Posts: 10515

hey marcus i'll formally debate you for a premium.

because i am not very funny?

brian chemicals

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UPRC

#14 January 12, 2008, 04:46:11 am

No, it doesn't stand for anything.
Group: Premium Member
Joined: May 25, 2002
Posts: 2974

Can I have four?

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`~congresman Ron paul~~

#15 January 12, 2008, 04:47:45 am

Legio Morbidius
Group: Premium Member
Joined: Jan 18, 2006
Posts: 2653

i'll do anything for another premium *wink wink*

That’s right, you have the young gaming with the old(er), white people gaming with black people, men and women, Asian countries gaming with the EU, North Americans gaming with South Americans. Much like world sporting events like the Wolrd Cup, or the Olympics will bring together different nations in friendly competition, (note the recent Asian Cup; Iraq vs. Saudi Arabia, no violence there) we come together. The differences being, we are not divided by our nationalities and we do it 24-7, and on a personal level.

We are a community without borders and without colours, the spirit and diversity of the gaming community is one that should be looked up to, a spirit and diversity other groups should strive toward.