Because I'm not feeling very creative I give you this..
Ok, this was a post I did on chargerforums.com because I was getting pissed off that I couldn't find any rims I liked for my car, so I posted this, this section is only the middle area of the post but it was a long post so I thought I would somewhat cut to the chase, I was making fun o fhow much rims cost--the center cap and posterboard part is the chuckle for ya, and I added a little bit to the center cap thing:
"I can't find what I want.. I love the style of wheels such as the Niche Venice Black, Helo Tease Black, Boss 313 Black, MB Senna Black, and others of the sort.. and I don't care if it's 20's OR 22's at this point I just want to find something that I can get in differing widths (Front with 8.5 and rear with 10, front with 9 and rear with 10.5, etc.) and is black, and fits the Charger perfect, and is not 239,846,982,359$ for the center cap on the middle of the wheel that would normally cost less than paying the annual fee to the cheapest strip club in town for someone who couldn't get laid in a monkey whore house carrying a bag of bananas even though along with buying that center cap you get the o-so luxurious complimentary posterboard featuring a lifesize picture of juicy juice juicebox's distributing company's state certified, government provided, preowned dumpsters in the back alley of the establishment that was finger-painted by Nancy Grace's newly born twins.."