Poll: Which dungeon in FF1 made u wanna throw the controller through the wall?

Chaos Shrine(yea right -.-)
12 23.1%
Marsh Cave
18 34.6%
Cave of Earth
4 7.7%
Volcano
6 11.5%
Underwater Shrine
2 3.8%
Desert Spire/tower
2 3.8%
Temple of Chaos
4 7.7%
Ice Cavern
4 7.7%

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Poll Most annoying dungeon in FF1 (Read 870 times)

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For me it was definitely the Cave of Earth.
Just insanely annoying because you had to go through it basically twice, once to fight the Vampire, then again to fight Lich, who was pretty tough in the NES version...

I must say, square made a cheap part in that level. I like to call it "The get pwnt zone" and this zone is where monsters appear every step. Its on the first floor and its annoying as fuck. I would rather eat snot from a buffalo's asshole then vomit diarriah up a rabbit's dick than go to that part of the floor(angry video game nerd, lol). Its not good training, its just tedious and annoying.
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I rather go to Gaia(FF1'world)g suck a dwarf's sick while doin a chocobo in the ass than playing in that area.it was nuts!
There was another fucky part where i had to go to that place where the NPCs would say the same shit.Lupa Gamhi Dho!
in my opinion
it means
"Do me in the Ass"!lol
Square really sucked at first,you know.
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I rather go to Gaia(FF1'world)g suck a dwarf's sick while doin a chocobo in the ass than playing in that area.it was nuts!
There was another fucky part where i had to go to that place where the NPCs would say the same shit.Lupa Gamhi Dho!
in my opinion
it means
"Do me in the Ass"!lol
Square really sucked at first,you know.

....this is true xD

3D world runner can die for all i care!(one of squares games i loathed)

also, i thought sky temple's maze was unfair challange :(
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I rather go to Gaia(FF1'world)g suck a dwarf's sick while doin a chocobo in the ass than playing in that area.it was nuts!
There was another fucky part where i had to go to that place where the NPCs would say the same shit.Lupa Gamhi Dho!
in my opinion
it means
"Do me in the Ass"!lol
Square really sucked at first,you know.

Why do you type like that? It's really, really irritating.
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I must say, square made a cheap part in that level. I like to call it "The get pwnt zone" and this zone is where monsters appear every step.

To be fair, it is off to the side and you don't have to walk through it.  Also, you should notice a few steps in that it's a trick.  Also, it's the best place in the game to grind for money and I think they made it that way on purpose.  Also, Giant's Axe.

Why do you type like that? It's really, really irritating.

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Marsh Cave.

Also, I have never used a fighter! They are ugly. Monks and Thieves are both sexy and neat-o.

EDIT: It also means that you get rich even with two sets of magic to buy; until you upgrade to Ninja you can't use half+ of the dropped/looted equipment!
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Also, I have never used a fighter! They are ugly. Monks and Thieves are both sexy and neat-o.

EDIT: It also means that you get rich even with two sets of magic to buy; until you upgrade to Ninja you can't use half+ of the dropped/looted equipment!

At least in the PSP version I thought a lot of the fun was swapping in different weapons for my fighter in mid-battle.  There are a ton of weapons with special properties, and a fighter becomes pretty versataile by the end of the game once you have a million special swords to equip when you need them.  I never liked playing with monks because they do not have access to any equipment at all so and your only option with them is a basic attack.
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The whole game was a dungeon. And, all of it was annoying.
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I don't think the Earthgift Shrine and pals should actually count, but if they do, Earthgift Shrine, because of the DAMN DESERT.

All the other special dungeons were pretty cool though. So many kickass floors :D


EDIT: I can't seem to remember the Marsh Cave, anyone tell me what exactly there was to do there?
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I don't think the Earthgift Shrine and pals should actually count, but if they do, Earthgift Shrine, because of the DAMN DESERT.

All the other special dungeons were pretty cool though. So many kickass floors :D


EDIT: I can't seem to remember the Marsh Cave, anyone tell me what exactly there was to do there?
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and then go back to elfheim,go to the castle and give it to sleeping beauty,(prince)
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Get the Crown for the king in the Western keep and then. hahahaha he turns in dark elf king astos
you kick his ass in a battle then you get a crystal ey go to matoya's cave and give it to her.you recieve the jolt tonic
and then go back to elfheim,go to the castle and give it to sleeping beauty,(prince)
(dude i should make walkthroughs) :fogetmmh:

The funny thing about this is that I always forget to go to the elf king first and just go straight to the cave.  So when he laughs about betraying me and turning into the dark elf I am like ". . . . what?" because I had never talked to him to get sent on an quest by him.
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I hated the volcano most just for the damage floors (lava). I'd always run out of Potions or MP and had to teleport out and use a tent. I think I did that 3 or 4 times. As for the rest of the dungeons mentioned above, I didn't really care for the mazes since I ran from the battles most of the time and got the hell out as soon as I got what I came for.
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Why do you type like that? It's really, really irritating.
I agree it isn't all that conventional, but PkUltimaga still managed to get his point through and I understand what he was trying to say. :)

I never liked the marsh cave for the reasons Ocean outlined, the sheer mass of poison enemies seemed to be more than necessary and I was always running out of items to cure it. FF1 in general was just like that though, it's like a touch of RPG classicism in every direction you go. :)
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I voted all of them. It's super hard for me to navigate through dungeons. And I just get so darn irritated you know? ANNND I just end up taking a time out and giving it another go. The Shito-Sakura way : )