Throughout my life I've had many people ask me questions such as "did you hear about that new Titanic movie?", or "so, what do ya think about that new movie, Harry Potter?" My responses to such questions are simple, I hate Hollywood, and I hate you. Here's why.
Hollywood has always been considered the American dreamland, where wings take dream and fish peacefully coexist with human beings (Bush lol). I think it's pretty safe to assume that anything considered to be an American Dreamland is evil and is sure to dominate the world sooner or later. It's clear to see that this annexation of the world will surely happen sooner as opposed to later. This is bad, simply because the movies that Hollywood produces are complete shit. Don't get me wrong, SOME of these productions actually aren't that bad. Sadly, the ones that aren't bad are the ones that nobody goes to see. Who wants to see The Day after Tomorrow when The Cat in the Hat is playing two doors closer to the bathroom? Are you out of your mind? No, I just hate Hollywood.
Here's another reason why Hollywood sucks. They make too much money. Hollywood rakes in enough cash daily to offset another Great Depression. I know this because I made it up myself. While I'm at it, Hollywood produces SO MUCH SHIT that they are officially worthy of getting on my bad side. Wait, that one was a fact.
Any company, or should I say "fascist government", that makes too much money for their own good deserves to be locked down. I think they've crossed the line, I mean, they're to the point now where they can make the worst movie ever and still come out a billion dollars richer than they were when they made it. Why? Because people are stupid. They see the obviously over-dramatized commercials and trailers and decide they're going to hop in their cars and drive down to the good old movie theater, stopping into every corner store possible (including the theater concession stand) to fill their pockets with consumer crap, just to see it. I have the perfect solution for this, and it starts here:
http://www.bittorrent.com/ Who in their right minds would make these movies in the first place? Fantastic Four? If you ask me that movie is filled with subconscious hidden messages telling viewers to roll in cosmic radiation and use their powers to terrorize the people of Iraq, who by the way, have never been so free as they are now since the invasion of American troops. Good job, boys! Hollywood has a place deep in their hearts for you guys, they can always count on over-exaggerated war movies to bring in some quick cash. Throw in a sex scene or two and you've got yourself an Oscar winning work of art.
Hollywood sucks, and so does Fantastic Four. Boycott Hollywood.
Note: My friends and I wrote this for our website, i thought you'd like to see it. (lol?)
PS... I know it does sound very maddox-ish
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