Play Mass Effect Omegeg...
In that, you have to save the entire Universe, but you still manage to find time to have sex with a blue skinned 150 year old alien while you head towards the final battle in a ship that is capable of faster than light travel.
Also, GLaDOS for an NPC and Mario, because any fat Italian 'shroom eating plumber that can land a good looking princess is obviously doing something right (also, princess = rich).
I say they look more like german/caveman then asians.
The Germans are coming to beat you with clubs and spears!
Hundley: Damnit kid, get off my lawn!
Faust: NOT UNTIL YOU GIVE MY MY PANTS BACK HUNDLEY!