Kill Jeff uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.
Kill Jeff tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
When
Kill Jeff has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.
Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but
Kill Jeff can kill him and take it.
Kill Jeff once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
Kill Jeff doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
If you ask
Kill Jeff what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
Kill Jeff only masturbates to pictures of
Kill Jeff .
Rather than being birthed like a normal child,
Kill Jeff instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.
Kill Jeff appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch,"
Kill Jeff replied, "That's no glitch."
Kill Jeff lost his virginity before his dad did.
Since 1940, the year
Kill Jeff was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
Kill Jeff sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized,
Kill Jeff roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger,
Kill Jeff brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered,
Kill Jeff roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that
Kill Jeff giveth, and the good
Kill Jeff, he taketh away.
Kill Jeff's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF
KILL JEFF!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with
Kill Jeff!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.
Kill Jeff does not sleep. He waits.
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