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Grandma

#1 February 04, 2008, 12:58:27 am
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Hello my darlings, my name is Grandma Schultzwitz. I found this lovely community through one of my sewing catalogues. I just popped some scrumptious chocolate chip cookies into the oven, and if you dears would like any, have a seat; there is always room in Grandma's house!
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Jeff

#2 February 04, 2008, 01:39:20 am
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How are you related to Reaverbot and Rihana Sin?
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Vellfire

#3 February 04, 2008, 01:48:41 am
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I'm just impressed that Grandma isn't already taken as a name.
I love this hobby - stealing your mother's diary
BRRING! BRRING!
Hello!  It's me, Vellfire!  FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER! ... Bye!  CLICK!  @gidgetnomates
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Moriason

#4 February 04, 2008, 04:31:07 am
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leave her alone jeff you'll give her a heartattack
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Jeff

#5 February 04, 2008, 04:50:50 am
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Also Grandma: where were you on the night of January 23, 1942 at 5:52 PM?

Why did you join these forums?

Name three of your cousins.

Did you or did you not register this as a joke account?

What is the square root of 23104?
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Farren

#6 February 04, 2008, 11:07:08 am
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F$%$UCK yo cookies
DEUCE: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES  THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE<br />DEUCE: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS<br />PANTS: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES<br />DEUCE: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS
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Jester

#7 February 04, 2008, 01:41:22 pm
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you have 1 day to make this a funny account
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DS

#8 February 04, 2008, 05:42:56 pm
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Icesage has already done this with Grandpa, sorry.
To Never Be Known Is The Worst Death
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ase

#9 February 04, 2008, 05:52:05 pm
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[req] nude pix
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Grandma

#10 February 05, 2008, 02:09:41 am
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I apologize for not answering sooner, my dearests - grandma has been in the process of knitting some beautiful sweaters. Would you care for any?
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Jeff

#11 February 05, 2008, 02:18:03 am
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And you still didn't answer.
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ThugTears666

#12 February 05, 2008, 02:23:54 am
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blood hell

#13 February 05, 2008, 06:49:27 am
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you're confused old woman!! you dont belong here! why dont you go back to the nursing home???!
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Moriason

#14 February 05, 2008, 02:45:06 pm
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jeff youre interrogating a joke account what kind of answer do you want

reaverbots grandma just got on his computer thats all
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Mama Luigi

#15 February 05, 2008, 04:36:24 pm
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granmda may I please have 3 cookies. and 1 sweater?
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George W. Bush

#16 February 05, 2008, 06:52:05 pm
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Quote from: Mr Epic Hero on February 05, 2008, 04:36:24 pm
granmda may I please have 3 cookies. and 1 sweater?
STOP being so stingy.................... You may have at least 2 cookies. I also want 2 cookies and a sweater. I also want nude pix plx :naughty:
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Mama Luigi

#17 February 05, 2008, 06:54:15 pm
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Quote from: George W. Bush on February 05, 2008, 06:52:05 pm
STOP being so stingy.................... You may have at least 2 cookies. I also want 2 cookies and a sweater. I also want nude pix plx :naughty:
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The Winkler

#18 February 06, 2008, 03:23:22 pm
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Grandma!! Is that really you???? 

Why did mom and dad tell me you had gone to a better place...  Did they mean.... here?     :fogetgasp:
   winks




I got a Halloween head...
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AdderallApocalypse

#19 February 06, 2008, 11:26:27 pm
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But, but Grandma. I thought you died 5 years ago!
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Grandma

#20 February 06, 2008, 11:27:46 pm
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I also want 2 cookies and a sweater.



All done, dearest. Remember to rinse with a cold wash and dry on the clothes line!
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