GUUUURRR GURRRRRR THIS FUCKING MOVIE
I was pretty much astonished that despite being on the imdb Top 250 and having like 77% on RottenTomatoes, this movie turned out to be so fucking ridiculous! Impeal couldn't have been more right when he said it's like National Treasure meets Mummy Returns but with slightly better direction.
The movie is set in 1957 and I guess it has that 1950's atmosphere, with the greasers and the girls with the big ribbons in their hair and the 50's pop music playing in the background. Heck, even the old Paramount logo was a nice touch to begin the movie. Shia LeBeouf is pretty laughable as a TOUGH GUY, though, because like 15 minutes into the movie, he rides in on a motorcycle dressed as a greaser (combing his hair and shit) and acting all tough and he has a knife in his pocket and he likes playing with his knife. But I couldn't take him seriously at all. I know Indy movies are not to be taken seriously but jesus christ.
Harrison Ford wasn't bad, I felt. He's lost some of his edge and charm as Indiana Jones and he's become too much of a softie now, it seems. But it didn't bother me that much. Bringing back Karen Allen was cool but she's lost plenty of her edge from Raiders too. And Cate Blanchett was cool but her character just felt totally underdeveloped and one-dimensional. OKAY SHE'S EVIL SOVIET BITCH, WE GET IT. And apparently she has an inkling of the Force or something because she is telepathic or something!
The unrealism in this film is startling. I know Indy films always had some unrealism going for it, such as the immortal knight and the ghosts in the Ark or whatever, but this was just ridiculous!
ALIENS AND SPACESHIPS AND E.T. AND KILLER MONKEY, KILLER ANT, KILLER MAYAN, KILLER MONKEY-MAN WITH POISON DARTS, LET'S JUMP OFF WATERFALLS, LET'S DRIVE OFF CLIFFS AND LAND ON A TREE THAT DIPS US INTO THE WATER and apparently a magnetic material that is selectively magnetic and throwing a cloth over it would stop it from being magnetic. I don't know how to explain it! There are a lot of unnecessary parts, including some dumb FBI subplot that didn't make much sense at all in the plot, and a bunch of random action scenes in the first ten minutes of the movie.
The use of CGI in this movie is TERRIBLE. There's TOO MUCH OF IT. CGI everything! I think even Indy's whip was CGI! It just ruined the feel of the movie!
The ending of this movie is horrible and anti-climactic and just made no sense! It feels like George Lucas more than Steven Spielberg (and that isn't a good thing at all!).
All in all, it WAS a pretty enjoyable movie (except for the last 15 minutes because fucking George Lucas) because I chose to ignore a lot of the ridiculous shit that was going on while watching it so I wouldn't say it's so horrible that you should boycott it. If you're an Indiana Jones fan, just be cautious when you walk into this movie. It's a fun movie for the most but ruined by a bunch of unrealistic elements and ridiculous action scenes that will make you grind your teeth if you take them too seriously.
George Lucas also reported this in a recent Vanity Fair interview: "What it is that made it perfect was the fact that the MacGuffin I wanted to use and the idea that Harrison Ford would be 20 years older would fit. So that put it in the mid-50s, and the MacGuffin I was looking at was perfect for the mid-50s. I looked around and I said, Well, maybe we shouldn't do a 30s serial, because now were in the 50s. What is the same kind of cheesy-entertainment action movie, what was the secret B movie, of the 50s? So instead of doing a 30s Republic serial, were doing a B science-fiction movie from the 50s. The ones Im talking about are, like, "Creature from the Black Lagoon," "The Blob," and "The Thing." So by putting it in that context, it gave me a way of approaching the whole thing. "
Man he doesn't know what the hell he is talking about. Shut the fuck up!