I just found the Comedy Club and had a lovely skit by.... Ricky Gervais.

They have never put a real person in GTA, and out of all the humans on Earth they pick him? Gah.

I KNOW he even got his own add gameplay thing for the game. I was actually hoping they would bring Samuel L Jackson back cause he was the fucken man in San Andreas.

BRUCIE

brucie has the best choices when you call him up to hang out

I love it when you get drunk and try and call a cab

YELLOW CAR!!

Anyone want to explain why Brucie is so awesome? I don't have the game but that's what everyone's been raving about, so...

Dude that's dope I wanna see/hear that.

I also heard that Lazlow is making an appearance too though (don't know if it's actually true). That'd be kinda cool.

He's the DJ of one of the radio stations and it is pretty funny, but honestly there are so many radio stations it's kind of killied it for me. I don't even know the names of 3/4 of them.

THAT ONE WITH A SPIKY LOGO

This game kicks ass. I just hopped onto a party game with my buddy, and we roamed the city in helocopters, jumping from tall buildings and exploring the land. It's such a huge, beautiful city. God damn. Love this game. It's on the top charts of my favourites. San Andreas was so massive and lush. This is tight and well planned. I love this new city, and everything about it. Hell, even using your cellphone to call up friends into your match, or to private convo with your friend in the match. That's sick. Love this shit! Too bad more of you aren't on PS3 side, we could party.

He's the DJ of one of the radio stations and it is pretty funny, but honestly there are so many radio stations it's kind of killied it for me. I don't even know the names of 3/4 of them.

THAT ONE WITH A SPIKY LOGO

I've found myself listening to Liberty Rock and Vladivostok...that's about it. I never really checked out any others yet, haha.

Finally, finally I witnessed something hilarious in this game concerning the AI. It's during the mission "Smackdown" that you get later on. Not much of a spoiler, it's like any other mission.

The goal of the mission was to follow a guy to his house in order to kill him and his gang at the same time. This house looks really old and is located in bad neighbourhood. When I got there a bunch of gang members quickly began firing at me and I had to take cover. At that moment, I police car drove past, stopped and began fire back at the gang. Soon more cops arrived and they killed the three gang members on the porch. The remaining members ran inside. The cops (eight of them) ran after, busting the door open and fired with their shotguns. The shooting went on for about a minute and finally the cops came out, victorious, leaving one guy left on the second floor. After the cops had cleared I went inside and finished the job right after I heard the guy yell "I give up".


By the way, we need more 360 people online. So far I've played with Lars and Bunnymilk a bunch of times which have been great but it could be even better with more people that we "know".

I played at a friends house and I had 2-3 stars, so I accidentally drove through a fence and off a cliff. My car landed in the water, so I got out and started to swim, but as I looked behind myself I saw several cop cars drive off the cliff, land on the ground, and explode. I was cracking up.

Also has anyone noticed the cops can't drive? All the taxis and other cars can drive perfectly, but I was just cruising without any stars or anything and I just saw a cop car driving with two wheels up on the divider between two lanes. It was just... completely random! Also I love getting hookers and then running them over, it's great.

would you online fellas be interested in playing with me perhaps?

this game is fucking EXCELLENT p.s. I am trying to do everything on my first play through but it just feels like there is so much shit i am missing and i just do not have TIME TO DO IT ALL.

Does anyone have a 60gig PS3 because I heard Grand Theft Auto IV freezes a lot on it?

I've found myself listening to Liberty Rock and Vladivostok...that's about it. I never really checked out any others yet, haha.

Vladivostok has a bunch of songs from Roslana, the winner of the Eurovision Song contest a few years back, including her winning song. I thought that was pretty funny... until I realized that Rockstar is Scottish and takes part of the contest themselves (except they suck and always come last).

I find myself listening to Liberty Rock and Vladivostok as well plus The Journey which has some calm and nice songs.

By the way, do not read the following if you don't want parts of the plot ruined - I finally realized why Michelle kept yelling "tell me more" etc. while you sleep with her. I always found that weird, including Niko's "there's something strange about her". Now it all make sense when it was revealed that she's an undercover cop of some kind..

I thought they were Scottish?

Oops, I meant scottish! They are still rubbish in the ESC so I won't change that comment :>