Everyone here knows how much I love La Mulana, I love everything about however it has made me
cry like a baby. This,
this, is the single worst gaming moment of my life.This
is a spoiler, but most people would probably never beat hell temple anyway. Just to be sure, don't watch the video if you ever plan on beating La Mulana's hidden Hell Temple. So, here we go.
Let me set the scene for you.
The game is beaten! The treasure of La Mulana is mine! Yes, after a month of toil and sweat, i've done it! But wait? There's more? There's a hidden dungeon? Haha! Hidden dungeons are nothing before me! But how do you unlock it? I read up on the internet about how to find the hidden Hell Temple. Turns out it is not a nice place. After having my soul tortured for days by its infernal punishing platforming segments and puzzles convoluted beyond human logic, being made fun of by a talking laptop, getting 120,000 points in the god damn Gradius game, doing it
again while standing at the
correct spot, and finally beating the final boss that deals a fuckton of damage and is immune to everything except your worst weapon, and falling for (through) the
HA HA BACK TO THE BEGINNING WITH YOU LOL trap floor in the room before the final treasure and working my way back, again... the end is just a ladder away! I wipe the sweat, blood and tears from my face, hold my head up high, take a deep breath, and proceed onward to claim the absolutely final, the forbidden, the ultimate treasure of La Mulana. This marks the end of the entire game! What's that, talking laptop? You're telling me to go back? You're telling me to turn around and leave, before it's too late? You're telling me, who have worked so hard, I will regret this? Hah! You fool! I don't believe your lies! I have cried, I have screamed, I have punched my keyboard over and over, but nothing, NOTHING can make me regret trudging through Hell Temple! The forbidden treasure is
mine! NOTHING can destroy this moment, this moment of ultimate vict-
....what?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
OH GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BWWUUUAAAHUHUHUHUHUUUHAAAAAAAAAAAA